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Song Parodies -> "Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell"

Original Song Title:

"Tip-toe Through the Tulips"

Original Performer:

Tiny Tim

Parody Song Title:

"Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Baker

The Lyrics

A guy I used to work with was on a work-release and I heard a lot about prison from him, including the slang. Solitary is called "The Hole" or the "Seg (for segregation) Cell." This song made him laugh.
Past the guardhouse
Through the cellblock
That's where I'll be, Oh
To the seg cell
With me...

Through the tear gas
Past the dogs that snarl
So viciously, And
To the seg cell
With me...

Holed-up can stay
Solitare by ourselves all day...

Why don't we tip-toe
With the Goon Squad
Through the doors that close hydraulically
And tip-toe
To the seg-cell
With me...


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