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Song Parodies -> "Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell"

Original Song Title:

"Tip-toe Through the Tulips"

Original Performer:

Tiny Tim

Parody Song Title:

"Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Baker

The Lyrics

A guy I used to work with was on a work-release and I heard a lot about prison from him, including the slang. Solitary is called "The Hole" or the "Seg (for segregation) Cell." This song made him laugh.
Tip-toe
Past the guardhouse
Through the cellblock
That's where I'll be, Oh
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...

Tip-toe
Through the tear gas
Past the dogs that snarl
So viciously, And
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...

We,
Holed-up can stay
Playing
Solitare by ourselves all day...

Why don't we tip-toe
With the Goon Squad
Through the doors that close hydraulically
And tip-toe
To the seg-cell
With me...

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