Song Parodies -> Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell
| Original Song Title: | "Tip-toe Through the Tulips" |
| Original Performer: | Tiny Tim |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Baker |
A guy I used to work with was on a work-release and I heard a lot about prison from him, including the slang. Solitary is called "The Hole" or the "Seg (for segregation) Cell." This song made him laugh.
Tip-toe
Past the guardhouse
Through the cellblock
That's where I'll be, Oh
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
Tip-toe
Through the tear gas
Past the dogs that snarl
So viciously, And
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
We,
Holed-up can stay
Playing
Solitare by ourselves all day...
Why don't we tip-toe
With the Goon Squad
Through the doors that close hydraulically
And tip-toe
To the seg-cell
With me...
----end---
Past the guardhouse
Through the cellblock
That's where I'll be, Oh
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
Tip-toe
Through the tear gas
Past the dogs that snarl
So viciously, And
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
We,
Holed-up can stay
Playing
Solitare by ourselves all day...
Why don't we tip-toe
With the Goon Squad
Through the doors that close hydraulically
And tip-toe
To the seg-cell
With me...
----end---
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