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Song Parodies -> "You're a Mean One, Simon C."

Original Song Title:

"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

Thurl Ravenscroft (from How the Grinch Stole Chris

Parody Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Simon C."

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

We hate Simon Cowell and we dedicated this song for him! Hope it's not too offending...
You're mean one Simon C.
You really are stoned hard
You're as evil as a beaver
You're not charming as an bard Simon C.
You're a bad crackpot full of greasy ol' lard

You're monster Simon C.
Your heart's an empty shoe
Your pants is full red ants
I vomit on your toes Simon C.
I wouldn't touch you if you were
Meaner than Moe

You're a vile one Simon C
You've got spinach in your smile
You have all the bad bitterness of an ugly crocodile Simon C
Given the choice between the both of you I'd take the a ugly crocodile

You're a creeper Simon C
You're the king of shameful puns
Your heart's a dead tomato, and glad that I ain't your son Simon C

Your soul is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up junk

You nauseate me, Simon C
With a nocuous super nose
You're a crooked cowfaced jockey and,
you drive an ugly horse Simon C

You're a 3 Deckered sour cheese and spam stall sandwich
With muriatic sauce!

You're a foul one Simon C
You're a nasty stinky skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed undies
Stacked up in a smell hunk Simon C

The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Simon, You, SUCK!


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Kat - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Muriatic? What does that mean?
Kat - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Muriatic? What does that mean?
Agrimorfee - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Muriatic: n. the space in the upper part of the house where Murray stores old clothes and knickknacks.
Unknown - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I had to admit... it is FUNNY! "Evil as a Beaver", I love that line!

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