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Song Parodies -> "Mr. (Newt) Gingrich"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

Thurl Ravenscroft

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. (Newt) Gingrich"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Say his name really fast in each first line when you sing it and, if you accent the first syllable, it works well...... At the end of each verse, sing it as written and it sounds good there too. (Ging----GRICH)
You’re a scumbag, Mr. Gingrich
You really are a heel.
Your campaign is just a circus; you're as slippery as an eel,
Mr. Ging----grich
You were top banana in many a sleazy backroom deal!

You're a moron, Mr. Gingrich
Your head's an empty hall.
Your closet's full of skeletons.
You have a lot of gall,
Mr. Ging----grich
We wouldn't vote for you....
If the choices were you and Ron Paul!

You're a sleazebag, Mr. Gingrich
You have books you're trying to sell.
You have all the mental weakness of that crazy bitch Michelle,
Mr. Ging----grich
Given the choice between the two of you,
We'd take the crazy bitch Michelle!

You're a foul one, Mr. Gingrich
You're a nasty hypocrite!
With your speeches full of vicious lies, you're totally full of shit,
Mr. Ging---grich
The three ways to best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Cracked, Crook, Crock!"

(You're) not appealing, Mr. Gingrich
You're the King of all that sucks!
All that jewelry came from Tiffany's,
bought with several million bucks,
Mr. Ging----grich
Your past is an apalling record,
filled with the most disgraceful
assortment of political baggage imaginable,
Enough to fill three 18-wheeled trucks!

You nauseate me, Mr. Gingrich
With the policies you endorse!
You're a crooked politician, and your wife looks like a horse,
Mr. Ging----grich
You're a two-timing philanderer
who visited his dying first wife....
and asked for a divorce!

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