-> "Mr. (Newt) Gingrich"
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"Mr. (Newt) Gingrich"
You’re a scumbag, Mr. Gingrich
You really are a heel.
Your campaign is just a circus; you're as slippery as an eel,
You were top banana in many a sleazy backroom deal!
You're a moron, Mr. Gingrich
Your head's an empty hall.
Your closet's full of skeletons.
You have a lot of gall,
We wouldn't vote for you....
If the choices were you and Ron Paul!
You're a sleazebag, Mr. Gingrich
You have books you're trying to sell.
You have all the mental weakness of that crazy bitch Michelle,
Given the choice between the two of you,
We'd take the crazy bitch Michelle!
You're a foul one, Mr. Gingrich
You're a nasty hypocrite!
With your speeches full of vicious lies, you're totally full of shit,
The three ways to best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Cracked, Crook, Crock!"
(You're) not appealing, Mr. Gingrich
You're the King of all that sucks!
All that jewelry came from Tiffany's,
bought with several million bucks,
Your past is an apalling record,
filled with the most disgraceful
assortment of political baggage imaginable,
Enough to fill three 18-wheeled trucks!
You nauseate me, Mr. Gingrich
With the policies you endorse!
You're a crooked politician, and your wife looks like a horse,
You're a two-timing philanderer
who visited his dying first wife....
and asked for a divorce!
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