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Song Parodies -> "You're A Head Case,Mr.Queeg"

Original Song Title:

"You're A Mean One,Mr.Grinch"

Original Performer:

Thurl Ravenscroft

Parody Song Title:

"You're A Head Case,Mr.Queeg"

Parody Written by:

Chris Oakley

The Lyrics

A musical tribute to American literature's most famous fictional court-martial
(Verse 1)You're a head case,Mr.Queeg,
You're really quite insane.....
There's a fundamental defect somewhere deep inside your brain,
Mr.Queeg...

(Interlude)It's a mystery why the Navy...
Put you in command of the Caine!

(Verse 2)You're a tyrant,Mr.Queeg,
The whole crew hates your guts...
Even the lowliest ensign can see you're just plain nuts,
Mr.Queeg....

(Interlude)You've had a complete mental breakdown....
On that there's no if's,and's or but's!

(Verse 3)You're a psycho,Mr.Queeg,
Completely flipped your lid...
No normal man would rant about strawberries like you did,
Mr.Queeg...

(Interlude)And let me tell you quite frankly....
I thank Jesus that I ain't your kid!

(Verse 4)You're a nutbar,Mr.Queeg,
Psychotic to the core....
Naval recruits all dread you from Juneau to Baltimore,
Mr.Queeg...

(Interlude)It's incompetent wackos like you....
who almost cost us the Second World War!

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AFW - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This is good...very well done...all fives
2Eagle - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
It has been ages since I read the Caine Mutney. Good use of the original song. He made me think of some college teachers.
Larry Hensley - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one. 555's

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