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Song Parodies -> "Sex (Is Six In Roman Numbers)"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Sex (Is Six In Roman Numbers)"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

U-num's the very first number ancient Romans used
Du-o is the second one
It's a prime and it's even and comes after one

Tres, is the number that comes after the Roman two
Yes, it's the number that comes after the Roman two

And sex is the number you get when you do tres-times-two
Sex is six in Roman numbers, (whoa-)whoop-dee-doo!

Sex is not cool anymore since those ancient days

Now I spend my time just making lines with sex today

Sex

Is an old Roman number

Sex

Is an old Roman number

Sex

Is six in Roman numbers
See it's tres-times-two

Sex

Is six in Roman (numbers)

Sex

Is six in Roman (numbers)

Sex

Is an old Roman number
Yes it's tres-times-two


Sex is not cool anymore since those ancient days


Num-ber

Sex

Is an old Roman number

Sex

Is an old Roman number

Sex

Is six in Roman numbers
Yeah it's tres-times-two

Num-ber

Sex

Is an old Roman number

Sex

Is an old Roman number

Sex

Is six in Roman numbers
Half-a-dozen, too

Sex (Sex, it's an old Roman number...two times three, whoo-hoo!)
(Number)...Sex, it's an old Roman number...and it's Latin, too!
(Number)...Sex, it's an old Roman number...never used by prudes!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Ashkicksass - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
How did I know this was going to happen? You little scamp!
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ashkicksass! Well, you know them ancient Romans, they loved to do things in groups, probably often groups of 6 or more ..... ;-D
John Barry - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
XV
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS...sorry, JD!
Billy Florio - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I would give you six...but that's just wrong...so Ill give you 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
only johnny could turn a song about roman numerology into a sex song.......
Dee - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
15, but remember, 10 is the horniest number
Adagio - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
VI, VI Six, Six, Sex, Sex.... I'll stick to 5's though. :D
Arwen - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Not sure how I missed this earlier...but great job, Mr. D....5s!
Rod W - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
V-V-V-Very clever, Johnny!
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!

Ashkicksass: Scamp, yes. Little? Hmph!

JB: XXXcellent, XXXcellent!

KR: No problem, always feel free to stop by!

Billy: Thankumus Maximus.

alvin: Only me? I think there's quite a long list of usual suspects around here who could do it to!

Dee: 10 is the horniest number? Are we talking fingers or toes? Or something on the Bo Derekometer?

Pat: They are always welcome!

Arwen: Thank you, Iluvatara!

Rod W: Since V is the Roman numeral for 5, Beethoven's 5th Symphony is his Symphony Number V. And in Morse Code, V is represented by three dits followed by a dah. Now, imagine the Morse Code sound of DIT-DIT-DIT-DAAAHHH ..... What famous symphony does that remind you of?
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Uhh...I pass, Alex. I can hear it, and know it's famous, but I can't name it. (Unless, of course, it just happens to the 5th ! That would be pretty amazing ! ) Btw, how do you get your comments into the 'left-stacked' format you use so often?
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod, you are correct, sir, it is indeed the 5th Symphony of Ludwig Von Beethoven!

What you want to do is use the paragraph-break character combination. To make a paragraph break after the end of a sentence, type a less-than sign, then-with no space intervening-a lower-case b, then-with no space intervening-a lower-case r, then-with no space intervening-a greater-than sign. To make a paragraph break with a blank line before the next paragraph begins, type two of those combinations, one right after the other.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I can see Chucky G as a bald man due to the extreme hairloss associated with stress trying to keep up with your antics, JD. (You VI-y thing you.) 5s
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, thanks Luke! ;-D
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks,

Johnny!
Rick D - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Saw this earlier, Johnny, and voted. Haven't had time to catch up with everthing yet. You know I'm a fan of both Beethoven and sex.
Johnny D - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks Rick!
Peregrin - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
JD, what can I say? Consistency is the key!
Johnny D - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Pip, you said it all, my hirsutely-hoofed friend! Thanks!

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