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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...i don't have a clue
two and i get twice as dumb
when i'm smokin' a number, how my brain gets numb

no grass, the saddest experience you'll ever know
grass is the gladdest experience you'll ever know

i'm dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...lord, i'm all askew
dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...whoa-oh...worse with two

my brain's no good anymore...cells have burned away
now i waste my time...i lay supine...and grin all day

dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...dumb, when i'm smokin' a number
dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...when i've burned a doob

dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...dumb, when i'm smokin' a number
dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...and i've smoked a few

i don't think good anymore...i have lost my way...dumber !

dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...dumb, when i'm smokin' a number

dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...that's what dope will do...dumber !

dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...dumb, when i'm smokin' a number
dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...but that's nothing new...dumber !

dumb (dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...twice as dumb as you)
(dumber)...dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...and more clumsy, too
(dumber)...dumb, when i'm smokin' a number...dumber still with two


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Arwen - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
While I can't relate...I can always appreciate great pacing...and it IS funny! excellent, Alvin! 5s...
Royce Miller - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
it's funny, Alvin
Johnny D - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, why do you think it's called "dope", anyway? LOL! 555 big fat Dominican cigars.
Tim Hall - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
God, I wish Chuck Negron could have sang this version.
alvin rhodes - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks arwen, royce, johnny and tim, for checking out my "number"
Rod Wored - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice hit, brother! 5s.
Rod - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Umm, that would be Worden.. Sheesh, can't even spell my own name. WAIT!! I just found my ass with BOTH hands!!
Meriadoc - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Not a lot of variety in the lyrics, but somehow that made it funnier!
alvin rhodes - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, rod and merry
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Alvin. I know you are no longer around to read this, but I sure wish you were. This is Classic lower-case Alvin! :)

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