{intro sung slowly}

Cheese fries coming............Cheese fries coming
( cheese fries a-com'in )
Why do you hide your smarts?.....your mo-ther taught?
Cheese fries a-com'in... and your Ma says...
You eat like SHARKS!

{speedy tempo}

Cheese fries coming...ala carte, girl
Cheese fries coming...ala carte, girl
Hurled... bloom'in onion...emuls-ified
Hurled... Kechup fluged into my eye
(Ah..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
Hurled... I think I've lost my appetite
Cheese fries all amoug... ya's eat like Shark World
Denying everythin' you're taught..

Realize children use a...FORK...FORK
And the appetitzer plate..with a napkin folded straight...
You give heartburn and headache...must we remind you every day
Everywhere we go-o...

We taught ( but they'd never got it straight )
We thought ( they'd not domesticate )
We taught (but the manners faded-way )
We're begging you pleeeeezzzzeee.
No No... No No... No No...
No No... No No... No No...

Cheese fries coming...( wipe it, wipe it, wipe it)
World-cheese fries a-flung-in- you better dive
World-cheese fries a-flung-in- you better dive
(Ah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
World- cheese fries a-com'in-you'd better hide from little sharks now.
Better, better hide that thought

Cheese fries plummet, now ...WASH...WASH
No.. you never lick your plate...could ya sit up nice and straight..
You give heartburn and headache, must we remind you everyday
Every where we go-o...

We walked ( but we couldn't get away)
We paid ( the bill in lemonade )
We cleaned ( up after the melee )
No No...No No...No No..
No No...No No...No No
(wipe it)..she can (wipe it)..Somebody...(wipe it)
(wipe it).. Oh No (wipe it) No Nobody.............
{fade out}