Song Parodies -> One (is the only-est number)
| Original Song Title: | "One" |
| Original Performer: | Three Dog Night |
| Parody Song Title: | "One (is the only-est number)" |
| Parody Written by: | Stormin Norman the nag |
There are more voting irregularities in my recent current events/political parodies than you'll find anywhere else except for maybe Ohio or Florida.... must be them Diebold machines.
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
Who can be this sad and dumb
Votes the lowliest number see it’s number 1
Crow is the sudden experience this ditto knows
Yes, it’s just sad and it’s spurious the way he goes
‘Cause 1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
1 is the only-est number, what a number 2
He’s just no good anymore see he’s bent and frayed
So he spends his time just raking rhymes this Lefty’s made
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
(Repeat ad nauseum, anonymously)
Who can be this sad and dumb
Votes the lowliest number see it’s number 1
Crow is the sudden experience this ditto knows
Yes, it’s just sad and it’s spurious the way he goes
‘Cause 1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
1 is the only-est number, what a number 2
He’s just no good anymore see he’s bent and frayed
So he spends his time just raking rhymes this Lefty’s made
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
(Repeat ad nauseum, anonymously)
It only takes one..... the_nag
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i like your style....you've made a new fan
I sang
I for one gave you fives
Thanks, commenters! You make the 1's disappear in my mind!
Neo: I am... the ONE! Smith: Big deal! I'm the two! Now I'm the ten! Now I'm the one hundred!
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