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Song Parodies -> "She Taunts Bears"

Original Song Title:

"She's Not There"

Original Performer:

The Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"She Taunts Bears"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she was trespassin' around here
and snuck inside
she grabbed the porridge she found here
and right away she tried

she took a taste and was not sorry
although quite low...she didn't care
and those three bears are goin' to find her
she taunts bears

she smashed the chair that she found here
left it askew
she fell asleep in a mound here
in bed, she flew

her actions, crazed...she was not sorry
in bed, eyes closed...nary a care
and there the bears have finally found her
in their lair

well, let me tell you, man...her goose was cooked
the bears attacked and she hollered in despair
no longer thought it cool
found out it wasn't bright
to taunt them bears




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Ann Hammond - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah not to bright
Meriadoc - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Was that how it really ended? I'm a little hazy on fairy tales these days. If it did, it was grimm.
alvin - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann and merry.....there are versions where the bears kill her and there are versions where she just runs away....i kinda like the former
GoldieLocks - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
How I miss my 3 Campagna Bears . . .
alvin - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks GoldieLocks
Max Power - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
She's blonde, you know the stereotype though in her case it's true.
Peregrin - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate it when people sit on my chair too! Go the Bears!
Phil Alexander - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
:-)
AFW - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Very Well done... but I wish it could have been Goldi with the three bares...
alvin - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks max.....thanks peregrin....let alone eat your porridge...thanks phil....thanks AFW....lol
Stephen Colbert - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate bears
Tim Mayfield - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This was Grrrrrrrrrr-eat! Although I mostly like the other, other version where Goldilocks is captured by the three bears and forced to stand on a bouncy ball and balance fish on her nose in front of thousands of cheering fans. I'm sure in your version she had bearly gone to sleep too. Where are the grizzly details?
2Eagle - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I love bears - in their place.
alvin - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stephen, tim and 2eagle

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