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Song Parodies -> "She's A Bear"

Original Song Title:

"She's Not There"

Original Performer:

The Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"She's A Bear"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Well no one told me about her, she's got some fleas
Well no one told me about her, her fear of honey bees
But it's too late to say she's furry
Already know; bought her some Nair
Shouldn't bother; it won't help her
SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she growls
The way she has a large amount of body hair
Her eyes are lovely brown
Her teeth are sparkling white
But SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well no one told me about her, the way she'd hug
Well no one told me about her, that walking rug
But it's too late to say she's snarly
Already know; busted her chair
She says "Oh bother" when I remind her
SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she cooks
The way her porridge is just right; try some I'll share
This is no pic-a-nic
This is a Boo-Boo now
Dude SHE'S A BEAR!!!

------ electric piano ------

But it's too late to say she's snorey
She's hibernating back at her lair
Please don't bother tryin' to wake her
SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she dumps
The way I put a grizzly end to our affair
We're Polar opposites
Don't wanna Pooh-Pooh this
But SHE'S A BEAR!!!!!!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny Claude! Great work!
Melhi - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious Claude!
John Jenkins - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Very creative and humorous, Claude. I assume you took credit for this parody because bears and monkeys don't get along.
Royce Miller - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude--those monkeys couldn't even out-do this one.
Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a 555-pound grizzly in MY zoo-book !
royce miller - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude--ps: "polar opposites", great phrase, and I hope this gets lots of votes, sure deserves it
Rick D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
"Polar opposites" Hee Hee. Clawing your way to the top.
Ra'akone - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I've heard of interracial love......but this? Oh.....it's quite Bearable!
Billy Florio - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This better go to number one!
Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I just had to come back and sing this parody through my head again. You nailed it, Claude, you nailed it. "The way I put a grizzly end to our affair / We're Polar opposites / Don't wanna Pooh-Pooh this " ..... genius.
Claude Prez - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks fur the comments everyone
Rick D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Had to go back and read it again. Still just as funny.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
A very cute parody Claude. 5's3
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
That 3 i dunno where its from we voted 5-5-5..??.:-)
Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Came back and read it again. If I look three times it means I may have to perform it. But I bearly know the original.
2nz - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody, Claude. Really new to the site, so I'm learning from the best. This doesn't have any relation what-so-ever to the Disney movie does it?
Claude Prez - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks again all. 2nz: Welcome and I hope not (haven't seen the movie yet) Rick: Thanks again; can't believe I didn't use the "bearly" pun.
Robert J. Pagliaro - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny.
Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
A hunny of a bearody. My only concern, C4P, is that works like these reveal a bit too much about your personal life.
Johnny D - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I was just listening to The Zombies' song "She's Not There", and it reminded me of this great parody, so here I be, restoring me vote, matey! ARRRHH! 5-5-5

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