Well no one told me about her, she's got some fleas
Well no one told me about her, her fear of honey bees
But it's too late to say she's furry
Already know; bought her some Nair
Shouldn't bother; it won't help her
SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she growls
The way she has a large amount of body hair
Her eyes are lovely brown
Her teeth are sparkling white
But SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well no one told me about her, the way she'd hug
Well no one told me about her, that walking rug
But it's too late to say she's snarly
Already know; busted her chair
She says "Oh bother" when I remind her
SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she cooks
The way her porridge is just right; try some I'll share
This is no pic-a-nic
This is a Boo-Boo now
Dude SHE'S A BEAR!!!

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But it's too late to say she's snorey
She's hibernating back at her lair
Please don't bother tryin' to wake her
SHE'S A BEAR!!!

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she dumps
The way I put a grizzly end to our affair
We're Polar opposites
Don't wanna Pooh-Pooh this
But SHE'S A BEAR!!!!!!