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Song Parodies -> "Dutch Oven"

Original Song Title:

"Good Lovin'"

Original Performer:

The Young Rascals

Parody Song Title:

"Dutch Oven"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Payback's a bitch, honey ...

For the slang impaired, a dutch oven is when you fart in bed and hold the covers over your partner's head so he/she can enjoy the lovely aroma.
Hee Hee Hee
Dutch oven
Dutch oven
Dutch oven

I had eaten … much crab
Some red meat and a Michelob Light six-pack
In my boxers
Ready for sleep
And then I felt some, rumblin’ beneath

I said hon-ey, hon-ey, hon
(hon-ey hon-ey hon)
Oh my sweet, here’s a, a little treat
(Dutch oven)
I gave her a good dutch oven
(Dutch oven)
Held it under covers
(Dutch oven)
Dutch oven, baby
(Dutch oven)

She kicked my knees, screamed with spite
(Screamed with spite)
Scratched and clawed and gave my forearm a bite
(Arm a bite)
I said honey (honey)
Now just you wait (Just you wait)
You’re gonna suffer, yeah, ‘til it abates
(‘Til it abates)

I said ba-by ba-by babe
(ba-by ba-by babe)
It must reek, under, the cotton sheets
(Dutch oven)
Now come on and take the dutch oven
(Dutch oven)
Stop the push and shovin’
(Dutch oven)
Dutch oven, baby
(Dutch oven)

(screaming interlude)

(Dutch oven)
(Dutch oven)
(Dutch oven)
Hon you know I love ya
(Dutch oven)
Stay there under covers
(Dutch oven)
Ovens early in the mornin’
(Dutch oven)
Ovens late at night
(Dutch oven)
Love Dutch, Ovens
(Dutch oven)
Dutch Dutch Dutch Ov-ens

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 15

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John Barry - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job of going Dutch.
alvin - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...unique concept...ya had me at the title
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Red Ant educated me about these at (WARNING: Shameless plug coming!) ... ya gonna write us one about exactly what it is yer payin' her back for? lol ... maybe, lakanooky? I rip you five Oven-baked air biscuits.
Andy Primus - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Disgusting & funny
McKludge - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB, alvin, Andy.

TT - It's hard to narrow it down to any one thing...

And who would una-bomb this? Surely not my aforementioned victim.
TT - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Umm, is she on this site? ... Otherwise, at the very least, it would have to be someone who has no concept of what "pacing" is, or how to judge it independently from content or funniness, which, admittedly, are personal tastes. Hmm, who might fit that description?....
UnKnownVO - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, such KludgeLessness deserves an apology to the Dutch people, perhaps . . . ?
McKludge - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
UnKnownVO - Hey, I didn't make up the slang. I'm sure it was based on the actual dutch oven (a cast iron pot with a lid often used for long, slow cooking) rather than a disparagement against the Dutch.

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