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Song Parodies -> "That Cucumber Half A Crown"
Original Song Title:
"Over Under Sideways Down"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Yardbirds
Parody Song Title:
"That Cucumber Half A Crown"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
nb. "half a crown" refers to pre-decimalisation UK coinage.....
Veg! Veg! Veg! Veg!
Star-fruit whirls are easy combined in this recipe
Raw or smoking with a sprinkling
Of mint and of sage
When I began people spoke of immortality
Certain things that could prolong
The life in front of me
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
Life will not end, Life will not end
Life will not end, Life will not end
Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair!
I find time spent on my locks irrelevant you see
How it grows and how long
don't 'fect mortality
I am searching, and in season, to prolong myself
Beans and fruit done
With veg and not with something else
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
Life will not end, Life will not end
Life will not end, Life will not end
Veg! Veg! Veg! Veg!
That cucumber half a crown etc....
repeat to end
Star-fruit whirls are easy combined in this recipe
Raw or smoking with a sprinkling
Of mint and of sage
When I began people spoke of immortality
Certain things that could prolong
The life in front of me
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
Life will not end, Life will not end
Life will not end, Life will not end
Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair!
I find time spent on my locks irrelevant you see
How it grows and how long
don't 'fect mortality
I am searching, and in season, to prolong myself
Beans and fruit done
With veg and not with something else
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
(Veg)
That cucumber half a crown
(Veg)
Black plums four pence if they're round
Life will not end, Life will not end
Life will not end, Life will not end
Veg! Veg! Veg! Veg!
That cucumber half a crown etc....
repeat to end
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As always, excellent xx
this one just cracked me up....i've eaten pickles, but tecnically, never a cucumber...5s
Thanks Darryll and Alvin - must admit this one cracks me up and is still doing so more than others of mine.... ;-D
Very clever, Lucid-L...5's ~ ~ ~
You need a sequel now along the lines of loose bowels, how about I've Got The Runs Today ( My Little Runaway - Del Shannon)? x
darn it Bee I'm hungry now. great job, and pardon me while I go get down on some fruit 555
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