Broken down and ugly, always needs repairs (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Just got clipped by a Humvee, smashed parts left everywhere (whoa-oh-oh)
It's a piece of garbage, as you can see (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Needs a new transmission, maybe two or three

I don't know
Quite where my left front tire just went
It think it came off two miles back
I've got a ca-a-a-a-ar full of holes

(solo)

The window
Is smashed up and cracked again
I think the carburetor's bad
I've got a ca-a-a-a-ar full of holes

It's been a wreck for a long time, I guess it still gets me there (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
But it's so slow and noisy, and sends blue smoke through the air (whoa-oh-oh)
And my advice to you
Don't use that seat (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
The floor's bad, it might send you
Out into the street

This Yugo
Makes me want a Mercedes-Benz
This rusty scrapheap makes me mad
I've got a ca-a-a-a-ar full of holes