-> "iPod Blizzard"
Original Song Title:
"Pinball Wizard"
Parody Song Title:
"iPod Blizzard"
The Lyrics
Ever since I was a young nerd
I'd say Bill Gates was god
From M-S-DOS to Windows
I never thought him odd
But I ain't seen nothin' like this -
He's frozen an' can't be thawed!
He's deaf, dumb, and blind, kids!
Floored by ol' Steve's iPod!
He walks like a zombie
Stumbles into everything
Squealing now, he mumbles
Not saying a thing
Brays like thin mules wishin'
They had some food to gnaw
He's deaf, dumb, and blind, kids!
Floored by ol' Steve's iPod!
It's an iPod blizzard
Poor Billy had no chance
This iPod blizzard's put Bill Gates in a trance!
How do you think Steve does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so shrewd?
'gainst Gates' competition,
Got nothin' to lose at all
Made Apple's corp'rate mission,
Busting Billy's balls
Market's goin' Steve's way
Billy stands enthralled
He's deaf, dumb, and blind, kids!
Floored by ol' Steve's iPod!
Bill thought he was,
The Windows-music god
But Gates just handed his
Tunes-king-crown to Jobs!
Even on a Windows system,
Steve can beat Bill's best
iPod users plug it in,
And it just does the rest
Now Bill's stunned and numb and senseless
Feels no cattle-prod
He's deaf, dumb, and blind, kids!
Floored by ol' Steve's iPod!
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