Song Parodies -> The Flaccid Screen
| Original Song Title: | "The Acid Queen" |
| Original Performer: | The Who ('Tommy') |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Flaccid Screen" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
In this scene from the rock opera "Billy", the main character, Bill Gates, has been struck deaf, dumb, and blind by Apple Computer's outrageous success with the iPod and its online music service iTunes...the Flaccid Screen is brought on-line in front of Bill's glazed eyes, in an attempt to bring Bill back to reality...
If your Bill ain't all he should be now,
Show him my azure light!
Although Bill's mental RAM's down now,
I'll re-boot him right!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
Windows' Core-Restart!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
I'll tear your board apart!
Shove a Dell mouse in Bill's rear-port -
Click---his butt's on-line!
Your Bill won't be so ill no more -
CLICK---his ass is MINE!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
Windows' Core-Restart!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
I'll tear Bill's board apart!
Gather Bill's bits and hold him fast -
Bill's mind must learn to roam!
Like the Blue Screen of Death makes you,
This Bill-ionaire will moan!
(instrumental)
My work is done --- now look at him ---
He's never been creep-i-er!
His nose he picks --- his glasses fog ---
He's much GEEK-I-ER!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
Windows' time to nap!
I'm the Blue Screen - I guarantee,
Bill Gates has sold you crap!
Show him my azure light!
Although Bill's mental RAM's down now,
I'll re-boot him right!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
Windows' Core-Restart!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
I'll tear your board apart!
Shove a Dell mouse in Bill's rear-port -
Click---his butt's on-line!
Your Bill won't be so ill no more -
CLICK---his ass is MINE!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
Windows' Core-Restart!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
I'll tear Bill's board apart!
Gather Bill's bits and hold him fast -
Bill's mind must learn to roam!
Like the Blue Screen of Death makes you,
This Bill-ionaire will moan!
(instrumental)
My work is done --- now look at him ---
He's never been creep-i-er!
His nose he picks --- his glasses fog ---
He's much GEEK-I-ER!
I'm the Blue Gleam - the Flaccid Screen!
Windows' time to nap!
I'm the Blue Screen - I guarantee,
Bill Gates has sold you crap!
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This parody is solid as an oak...555
Tricky title, and really good PC parody..
Thank you, Charlie and AFW.
too funny...5s
Thank you, Alvin.
Rock On, Johnny!
Thank you, Agri!
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