-> "Go To The Mirror Bill"
Original Song Title:
"Go To The Mirror Boy"
Parody Song Title:
"Go To The Mirror Bill"
The Lyrics
[Doctor: ]
He seems to be completely inorganic
The tests I gave him show no flesh at all
His eyes react to Microsoft's Directors
He hears but cannot answer to his thralls
[Billy: ]
See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!
See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!
[Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer: ]
iPod's our chance for market penetration
Most dopes buy from him and not from me
Imagine though the shock from revelation
That ol'Billy owns a Macintosh or three!
[Billy: ]
See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!
See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!
[Doctor: ]
His eyes can hear
His ears can see
His dick squeaks
Call his smile a feeble twitching notch
No machine would stoop to give the stimulation
Needed to improve his inner crotch
Go to the mirror, Bill
GO TO THE MIRROR, BILL !
[Microsoft's Directors: ]
We often wonder what it is he's feeling
Has he ever heard a word we've said?
Look at him now, in the mirror scheming
What is happening, in his head?
[Billy: ]
Listening iTunes!
I get the music!
Grazing iTunes!
I get the beat!
Download iTunes!
iPods in mountains!
I get excitement, they're so sweet!
Buying iTunes!
I'm spending millions!
iTunes!
I see their glory!
iTunes!
From my ten billion
iTunes,
I get so horny...
[Microsoft's Directors: ]
What is happening in his head?
--- Oooo ---
Yet,
If we knew ---
That stiff,
He'd sue!
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