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Song Parodies -> "Go To The Mirror Bill"

Original Song Title:

"Go To The Mirror Boy"

Original Performer:

The Who ('Tommy')

Parody Song Title:

"Go To The Mirror Bill"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

In this scene from the rock opera "Billy", the main character, Bill Gates, has been struck deaf, dumb, and blind by Apple Computer's outrageous success with the iPod and its online music service iTunes...a Doctor is called in by Microsoft's Directors to try to break Billy out of his iPod-induced trance-state ...
[Doctor: ]

He seems to be completely inorganic
The tests I gave him show no flesh at all

His eyes react to Microsoft's Directors
He hears but cannot answer to his thralls

[Billy: ]

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

[Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer: ]

iPod's our chance for market penetration
Most dopes buy from him and not from me

Imagine though the shock from revelation
That ol'Billy owns a Macintosh or three!

[Billy: ]

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

[Doctor: ]

His eyes can hear
His ears can see
His dick squeaks

Call his smile a feeble twitching notch

No machine would stoop to give the stimulation
Needed to improve his inner crotch

Go to the mirror, Bill

[Microsoft's Directors: ]

We often wonder what it is he's feeling
Has he ever heard a word we've said?

Look at him now, in the mirror scheming
What is happening, in his head?

[Billy: ]

Listening iTunes!

I get the music!

Grazing iTunes!

I get the beat!

Download iTunes!

iPods in mountains!
I get excitement, they're so sweet!

Buying iTunes!

I'm spending millions!


I see their glory!


From my ten billion
I get so horny...

[Microsoft's Directors: ]

What is happening in his head?
--- Oooo ---
If we knew ---
That stiff,
He'd sue!

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Dee Range - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What an imagination!!! Great work, J.D.. High 5's
John Jenkins - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever concept, JD. That mirror seems to be a Window to his world.
Charlie Decker - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Creative. I love the OS. 5's.
Johnny D - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee, JJ, and Charlie.
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm enjoying your latest project...5s
Johnny D - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin.
Agrimorfee - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, you are onto something BIG! (not as big as Steve or Bill's bank acocunt, but whoaboy!) 555
Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee.

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