[Doctor: ]

He seems to be completely inorganic
The tests I gave him show no flesh at all

His eyes react to Microsoft's Directors
He hears but cannot answer to his thralls

[Billy: ]

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

[Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer: ]

iPod's our chance for market penetration
Most dopes buy from him and not from me

Imagine though the shock from revelation
That ol'Billy owns a Macintosh or three!

[Billy: ]

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

See me, steal fees!
Much fees,
Steal me!

[Doctor: ]

His eyes can hear
His ears can see
His dick squeaks

Call his smile a feeble twitching notch

No machine would stoop to give the stimulation
Needed to improve his inner crotch

Go to the mirror, Bill
GO TO THE MIRROR, BILL !

[Microsoft's Directors: ]

We often wonder what it is he's feeling
Has he ever heard a word we've said?

Look at him now, in the mirror scheming
What is happening, in his head?

[Billy: ]

Listening iTunes!

I get the music!

Grazing iTunes!

I get the beat!

Download iTunes!

iPods in mountains!
I get excitement, they're so sweet!

Buying iTunes!

I'm spending millions!

iTunes!

I see their glory!

iTunes!

From my ten billion
iTunes,
I get so horny...

[Microsoft's Directors: ]

What is happening in his head?
--- Oooo ---
Yet,
If we knew ---
That stiff,
He'd sue!