Up every mornin' just to keep my job
I kick and bite my way like a hustling slob
Brown-nosing ditzy bosses is a pain
It's the only way those clowns are trained (yeah, yeah!)

Butt-kiss saliva rocks worlds -- wet your whistle's nose!
Bow and blow a piece of your slime!

Let your saliva wash egos with your nose!
Tell 'em that their world looks fine, yeah!

Down-on-knees-all-day-ay-ay-ay-ay!
(Slobber-kiss-slop!)
(Slobber-kiss-slop!)
Down-on-knees-all-day-ay-ay-ay-ay!
(Slobber-kiss-slop!)
(Slobber-kiss-slop!)

Earnin' my dime from the work I give
Spittin' out runny scat they sprayed me with
And I bend over cryin' and feel a draft
When they give my poor end the damn shaft (yeah, yeah!)

Butt-kiss saliva rocks worlds -- wet your whistle's nose!
Bow and blow a piece of your slime!

And there's my long-haired dog who waits at home
To lick my wounded mind, yeah!

Fido-please-beha-a-a-a-ave!
(Slobber-lick-slop!)
(Slobber-lick-slop!)
Fido-please-beha-a-a-a-ave!
(Slobber-lick-slop!)
(Slobber-lick-slop!)

In the slobber of my dog everything's okay
Where he walks, people all go slippin' away
And I know the reason I can still go on
When every other reason is gone (yeah, yeah!)

Doggy-saliva rocks worlds -- whatever breed,
Whether pugs, shepherds, or hounds!

And every time my Fido smiles at me,
I hear reassuring sounds, yeah!

"Master, it's okay-ay-ay-ay-ay!"
(Slobber-lick-slop!)
(Slobber-lick-slop!)
"Master, it's okay-ay-ay-ay-ay!"
(Slobber-lick-slop!)
(Slobber-lick-slop!)
"Let's go out and play-ay-ay-ay-ay!"
(Slobber-woof-bark!)
(Slobber-woof-bark!)
"Let's go out and play-ay-ay-ay-ay!"
(Slobber-woof-bark!)
(Slobber-woof-bark!)