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Song Parodies -> "Snappy In Leather"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"Snappy In Leather"

Parody Written by:

Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

After her cruel mistreatment at the hands of the "dominant" Professor Turtle, Eliza Dofiddle finally turns the tables. Revenge is sweet....

TT has always said that being p****-whipped is much better than a lot of other things with which one could be whipped. ;-) ... Live, but unsynchronized and poor-quality, video here. Better quality, but announcer steps on beginning and end, here.

FG:
Imagine me subdu- -ing you:
In chains and shackles ev’ry night -- by candlelight
You: linked about the wrists with cuffs that hold you tight
Attached to a tether

If I should haul you up, in vest designed --
-- For rough play and you long to be ... released, you’ll find
An agile Fem de Sade, Marquis, to whip behind
So snappy in leather

Tendency for lovin’ is kinky, it’s true,
With pain, so rife
When your "stiffy" aches: plea; your cries'll ensue
Such sexy strife

Need a screw? Ball, blue; can't pee?
No spatter till beg Boss (and twice), for lash or three
You'll get no bun from me till you ... are ruled by me
Slap-happy, your nether

I pant: see you grov'lin'; your bloody wazoo --
-- Is mine for life
Hence, forthwith: plead; maybe: Eliza, to you:
Whip-wielding wife

Kneel, do you; bow, you, to me
You must kowtow, or cost: high price; I'll nasty, be
You're lonely, Hon? My feet, go you; kiss boots, must thee
My strap-heels, your lever

TT:
Ow! ow! Yow! Ow, ow, OMG, ow! Ne'er thought she would!

FG:
Ha ha ha! How ya likin' it it now? It hurts so good!

Seeing you bend o'er my knee
A paddle now; a gloss so nice, on a*s, to see
I own thee (fun!); B*tch: me; slave, you; obey decree --
-- As I say, whatever

Whip-snapping in leather
Howl is my pleasure
How long can he weather?
(Now, tickle with feather)
My lap: try, endeavor!
Maybe, or never!
Who'll "pace" whom, forever?
(Hah! Rah! Muah! Domme: Tom; palm, no balm....)


Another of what "might" become a series of Turtles songs -- if TT can ever be freed from bondage. (Let my sheeper go!)

© 2009 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com

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Pacing: 4.9
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Patrick - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I always thought sex and violence were two distinct pleasures that should be kept separate. But in these fast "paced" times, when every second counts, I suppose I can see why these two amusements might be merged.
alvin - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
i laughed till i hurt
Timmy1000 - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I guess you two are just 'happy together'. What a turn on one of my favorite old songs - but a very funny one!
Christie Marie M - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Hurts so good!!! LOL!! There's another side of Eliza DoFiddle that I never saw in my life! As for cruel mistreatment....or is it like Cruel Intentions, like the movie? LOL!!! Like what Timmy says, seems like you two are just happy together....slaphappy, that is! You two were made for each other! 555's!
John Barry - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like happy to tether, as I once put it in a parody of the OS. This 'un's more graphic, though.
TJC - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, 'bondage' seems the natural, logical progression to the 'bond' you tew've forged these past months, tempered in those white-hot MFL furnaces then quenched in your rare(r) solo outings... All-in-all (so to speak) this 'outing' very nicely done with just the right 'touch' o' s'ass!
Fiddlegirl - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Patrick: That's TT-- all about efficiency! :)

alvin: careful, now... ;) (disclaimer: Exhibitional stunts performed by professionals. Please do not try this at home.)

Timmy1000: Yes, I'm fairly sure this is not what The Turtles had in mind... although it does seem to be what the Turtle has in mind-- 99.99999% of the time... ;)

CMM: It's for his own good. Truly. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) ;)

JAB: "This 'un's more graphic, though."........ It wasn't until TT got his flippers on it. Then it was too late. ;)

TJC: When TT first referred to me as a "whippersnapper", everyone thought he was just being cute. Little did they know...! ;)
Tommy Hurt'll - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Patrick: Keeping in mind that TT's never actually boffed a sheep, despite a dozen parodies of same ... some "sub-set" (pun intended) of the population seems to enjoy certain, uh, "variations" on the main theme. So, given the readers' rightful reactions (sub here, but Master of Alliteration) to the cruel Professor in "My Fair Fiddlegirl", we thought it would be a cute idea to turn the tables, so to speak. Maybe not. ... well, it *seemed* like a good idea at the time.

"Violence" a "pleasure"? *For the record*, those who do partake in these "games" do so willingly; otherwise, you have a criminal act, just as any other form of "love" to a non-consenting party is a criminal act. Thanks for v/c.. and LOL @ "paced"! :)

alvin: thanks, and LOL @ FG disclaimer! .. She's finally admitted that she's a pro--- .... ;)

@ FG @ T1K: OK, but remember, what's sauce for the gander is sauce for the Fiddlegoose :) Your turn in the sling tonight, Dear. mwahaha! :=D

Christie Marie M: "other side of ED": Every Dog has its day, and so does every b**ch heh heh. But TT's turn returns to re-turn the tables. ;-D

@ FG @ JAB: Yeah? And of all the title "switches" (lol) suggested, who JUMPED at this one? Sure, blame the turtle for yer own secret garden....

@ FG @ TJC: See why TT prefers his sheep to feeling sheepish? hmmm.... TT pondering a *real* "outing": FG and CMM, nighties, pillow fight, ... (will just run with that for a while) TJC, Thanks for v/c!
blackjack21 - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Naughty fun. Fiddlegirl, was he wearing your girdle? ;-D
TT - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
FG, *don't *answer that! ... *please*? :-D

blackjack21: No, just her panties. See, I told her I wanted to get into her pants, and you know how TT takes everything so literally, so she took it (c)litterally, and, well...... :'-(

'Sides, FG's perfect FiGure doesn't need a girdle. Pretty darn hot in a black leather thong and top, garter, nylons, N. Sinatra boots, though .... E-mail me if you want pics. Cashier's Check or money order only, please. No personal checks or credit cards accepted. Do not send cash through the mails. Send v/c through the Internet ... smooth operators are standing by. :-D (thanks!)
FG @ BJ21: - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
It seems that a certain shyster posing as a turtle is hawking unauthorized photos to unsuspecting AIR-ers.

I do hope that you have not become a victim of this outrageous and bald-faced chicanery. I think the IRS might take some interest in his activities, don't you? ;)
blackjack21 - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment

@TT: I asked because I predicted that you would wear her girdle and get spanked hard in my tribute to FG on 9/10. But I would love to see some pics....of you getting spanked. ;-)

@FG: Gotta watch out for those bald-faced turtle hawk chickens, IRS is standing by. ;-D
TT - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
blackjack21: OMG! .. Forgot about that, excellent though it was. .... You're .. you're .. prescient!

So, go apply that prescience at the table. Know what cards are coming next. We'll expect to see you at the top of the Forbes list of Richest Peeps for 2009. ... btw, wouldn't ya rather see pics of FG getting spanked? ... might wanna check the connotation of yer request mwahaha! :-)

FG: TT has dutifully reported every penny of the millions he's made selling those pics. Now, about you reporting your share of the take...
blackjack21 - November 08, 2009 - Report this comment
TT: Eh, might not make that list until 2010. And I'm sure I wanted to see Fiddlegirl in her hot little out fit on her hot little body as my main interest, and dealing the Turtle some pain was just icing on the cake. No check needed there. ;-)
UnKnownVotrix - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
. . a ~ Gent in Chaps~ wearin' Stetson hat . . . Now, wouldn't it be Loverly ! !
TT - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
UnKnownVotrix: Hope you get your wish! ...LOL @ "Loverly" reference, and thanks for v/c.
Ann Hammond - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
he he he he he
Tommy Turtle - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Ann Hammond: thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks

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