-> "Snappy In Leather"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Together" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Snappy In Leather"
Imagine me subdu- -ing you:
In chains and shackles ev’ry night -- by candlelight
You: linked about the wrists with cuffs that hold you tight
Attached to a tether
If I should haul you up, in vest designed --
-- For rough play and you long to be ... released, you’ll find
An agile Fem de Sade, Marquis, to whip behind
So snappy in leather
Tendency for lovin’ is kinky, it’s true,
With pain, so rife
When your "stiffy" aches: plea; your cries'll ensue
Such sexy strife
Need a screw? Ball, blue; can't pee?
No spatter till beg Boss (and twice), for lash or three
You'll get no bun from me till you ... are ruled by me
Slap-happy, your nether
I pant: see you grov'lin'; your bloody wazoo --
-- Is mine for life
Hence, forthwith: plead; maybe: Eliza, to you:
Kneel, do you; bow, you, to me
You must kowtow, or cost: high price; I'll nasty, be
You're lonely, Hon? My feet, go you; kiss boots, must thee
My strap-heels, your lever
Ow! ow! Yow! Ow, ow, OMG, ow! Ne'er thought she would!
Ha ha ha! How ya likin' it it now? It hurts so good!
Seeing you bend o'er my knee
A paddle now; a gloss so nice, on a*s, to see
I own thee (fun!); B*tch: me; slave, you; obey decree --
-- As I say, whatever
Whip-snapping in leather
Howl is my pleasure
How long can he weather?
(Now, tickle with feather)
My lap: try, endeavor!
Maybe, or never!
Who'll "pace" whom, forever?
(Hah! Rah! Muah! Domme: Tom; palm, no balm....)
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