-> "I Cain't Pee, Babe"
Original Song Title:
"It Ain't Me, Babe" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Cain't Pee, Babe"
Go away, bum; fun sin; though --
-- Grieve, cause caught clap, closin' deed
You're hot and fun, but c**t labe
Got rot, scabs, some that bleed
You said you're lookin' for some fun
With great physique; go all night long
Not reject you, or offend you, ---
-- But from you, a blight on schlong
Pus run; I caught an STD from wh*re
Now, I cain't pee, Babe
Oh-no, no, no, got V.D., babe
Hell, chancre, see, on wang; it's sore, babe
Unsightly is your wedge, babe
Not night, but dawn: 'twas found
You're hot, and buns puissant, babe
Said, "Lonely? Need 'downtown'?"
You're way good-lookin'; Score? Succumb!
Drool: Thomas: ever, at tart
Should not have closed my eyes to view
Should look up close; depart
For *one* cheap thrill: die or screw no more
Slut, I cain't pee, babe
Uh-oh, oh, oh! Gonorrhee, babe!
Sell? You taint me: your nookin' core, babe
My complaint: wee-wee lookin' poor, babe
I bled, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, a faint pee, babe
More restraint, see? Your hookin'? Door, babe!
I dread a ho', so go, and saint, be, babe...
[re-peter and hope it fades}
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