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Song Parodies -> "She'd Rather Be A He"

Original Song Title:

"She'd Rather Be With Me"

Original Performer:

The Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"She'd Rather Be A He"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

some girls...flash their goods around
like it handled by the boys they see
but my girl...hides her flesh, i've found
cause you know she'd rather be a he

me oh my...muddled guy is what i am
this won't fly, you understand
i won't try it with a man

some boys...once were girls, i've found
and i find she likes this attitude
she's no boy...but that's where she's bound
cause you know she'd rather be a dude

me oh my...why a guy ?....that's what i am
i won't try...don't think i can
don't know why she has these plans

some to bind their mounds
so that no one has a chance to see
but my girl...wants 'em whittled down
cause you know she's rather be a...
yeah, she'd rather be a...
you know she'd rather be a he

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Guy - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
All I can say is "he he".
Kristof Robertson - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
An obvious question...why are you still going out with her/him ?? :-) 555
Stuart McArthur - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
like the double take of "she's no boy but that's where she's bound" - 555 Alvin
Airfarcewon - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good...funny write....5,5, and size 5 overall
John Barry - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Super mock Turtles!
Meriadoc - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny one Alvin!
KweerLuvR - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I know a lot of people don't mean anything mean when they make fun of transgenders, but when I was younger, I knew some gay and sexually confused teens and found out about some of the self-loathing, depression and suicide that social intolerance causes, so I see the other side. I don't want to be a downer, and I know that it's just supposed to be a joke, but I just want to make people more aware is all. Thank you. I hope I don't sound judgemental. Have a good day!
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all for taking a look...and i do not mean any disrespect to anyone with gender issues...that must be a horrible feeling...also, this is definitely not autobiographical....if everything i ever wrote about pertained to myself, i would be one strange fellow, indeed
Billy Florio - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliantly Funny! Song of the day!
Michael Pacholek - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know whether to shamelessly plug "She'd Rather Play For Me" or "Trill In Disguise." But this takes the cake. But is it cheese or beef? To beef, or not to beef, that is the question...
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks billy and michael

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