Our baby biker-dude, is cool
He's got a special sidecar right, beside my wife
And if he feels the need to go, it's held in tight
In nappies of leather

We rev our Harley up, the chrome it shines
Our baby-dude's new helmet's on, it matches mine
He gives me his tiny thumbs-up, he's feelin' fine
In nappies of leather

We love riding Harleys with our baby-dude
Me and my wife
We're all in HOG-Heaven whenever we do
It's just our life

Baby-dude, so cool is he
No matter how rough is the ride, he smiles at me
At day-care all the other dudes, gaze with en-vy
At nappies of leather

We love riding Harleys with our baby-dude
Me and my wife
We're all in HOG-Heaven whenever we do
It's just our life

Baby-dude, is cool with speed
No matter how we gun the bike, he gurgles "Whee!"
He'll pose for family photographs, so stylishly,
In nappies of leather

Goo-goo, gah-gah, goo-goo-goo, gah-gah-gah, goo!
Goo-goo-gah-gah!
Goo-goo, gah-gah, goo-goo-goo, gah-gah-gah, goo!
Goo-goo-gah-gah!

Baby-dude, a dude is he
With leather jacket, helmet on, and cool boo-ties
When very old he'll ride his wheel-chair down the street
In nappies of leather

In nappies of leather

Cow-hided nethers

So happy in leather (goo-goo-gah-gah)
(goo-goo-gah-gah)

They're nappies of leather (goo-goo-gah-gah)
(goo-goo-gah-gah)

He's happy in leather (goo-goo-gah-gah)
(goo-goo-gah-gah)

So happy in leather (goo-goo-gah-gah)
(goo-goo-gah-gah)

Nappies of leather (goo-goo-gah-gah)
(goo-goo-gah-gah)

So happy in leather (goo-goo-gah-gah)
(goo-goo-gah-gahhhhhhh!)