Song Parodies -> The Lions Lost Tonight
| Original Song Title: | "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" |
| Original Performer: | The Tokens |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Lions Lost Tonight" |
| Parody Written by: | Psycho Librarian |
In the gridiron, the mighty gridiron,
The Lions lost tonight.
In the endzone, the quiet endzone
The Lions lost tonight.
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Theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck.
Theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck.
Watch the highlights, those crazy highlights.
The Lions lost tonight.
Boo the missed calls, the blatant facemasks
The Lions lost tonight.
CHORUS
Hush my darling, don't boo the hometeam.
The Lions lost tonight.
Hush my darling, they know already.
The Lions lost tonight.
CHORUS
Watch the season, go down the toilet.
The Lions lost tonight.
Why the heck do, I keep on watching?
The Lions lost tonight.
CHORUS
The Lions lost tonight.
In the endzone, the quiet endzone
The Lions lost tonight.
CHORUS
Theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck.
Theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck.
Watch the highlights, those crazy highlights.
The Lions lost tonight.
Boo the missed calls, the blatant facemasks
The Lions lost tonight.
CHORUS
Hush my darling, don't boo the hometeam.
The Lions lost tonight.
Hush my darling, they know already.
The Lions lost tonight.
CHORUS
Watch the season, go down the toilet.
The Lions lost tonight.
Why the heck do, I keep on watching?
The Lions lost tonight.
CHORUS
NB: Although this parody is a response to the current problems of the Detroit Lions, it works equally well for other teams whose names (ex: Bengals, Seahawks) or nicknames (ex: Patsies, Niners) fit.
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I hate you
Change to "The Chiefs just lost tonight" and Kansas City's beloved team fits too, unfortunately. See my entry "Do You Hear the K.C. Chiefs? (A Miserable Season)"
I Lionked it.
Just lion around, great parody. Until they won this past week, I was thinking about using the Eagles (the team) in your song. Way to go. 555
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