Song Parodies -> My Porn
| Original Song Title: | "My Girl" |
| Original Performer: | The Temptations |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Porn" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
Thanks to Syncronos for the idea.
Think that I will die!
What a lousy day
What made Mom decide
To clean my room today?
I heard her say,
"What's this stuff you hid away?"
It's my porn! (my porn, my porn)
She found all my porn!
I spent my lunch money
For Penthouse and Oui
The chicks in tiny thongs
Get me weak in the knees
So then, I say,
"How else can I learn to lay?"
But with porn (with porn, with porn)
Gimme back my porn
Now I'm blushing hotly
I feel so lame
Mom drops 'Horny B*****S' glumly
"Things aren't the same!
"Well," I hear Mom say,
"At least you aren't turning gay
From your porn" (your porn, your porn)
Leaves me all my porn
(Leavin' me my porn)
Can't ever view it the same way!
Not this porn
(this porn! Don't want to have this porn)
Gotta find a new cache of good porn!
(gotta find new porn!)
Freaking out, freaking out, freaking out, Mom found my porn...
What a lousy day
What made Mom decide
To clean my room today?
I heard her say,
"What's this stuff you hid away?"
It's my porn! (my porn, my porn)
She found all my porn!
I spent my lunch money
For Penthouse and Oui
The chicks in tiny thongs
Get me weak in the knees
So then, I say,
"How else can I learn to lay?"
But with porn (with porn, with porn)
Gimme back my porn
Now I'm blushing hotly
I feel so lame
Mom drops 'Horny B*****S' glumly
"Things aren't the same!
"Well," I hear Mom say,
"At least you aren't turning gay
From your porn" (your porn, your porn)
Leaves me all my porn
(Leavin' me my porn)
Can't ever view it the same way!
Not this porn
(this porn! Don't want to have this porn)
Gotta find a new cache of good porn!
(gotta find new porn!)
Freaking out, freaking out, freaking out, Mom found my porn...
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee.
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You made this horny pervert embrassed, because I actually lived this event.
555! loved it.
That was awesome,loved the idea, love the result, 5s
You gotta hide that stuff better, or check it out on the web when mom's not around! Funny song.
I recommend cutting a hole in your mattress....now you're going to have to steal your dad's stash! Great stuff. 555
Today's kids have the Internet... and ya kin hide it on the puter where Mom will never find it! 555, but isn't the first line of TOS "I've got sunshine" (4 ct.), so maybe parody should be "I think I'll die" or "Think that I'll die" to match? ... just wondering.
Porn is good in it's place, and it's place is anywhere us red blooded males can privately view it...great, and very humerous take on a natural obsession
he he
You are OTM, TT, sadly...I didn'nt correct that at submission time. Fortunately, the singer does stretch out that "sunshine" in the OS, so it kinda-sorta works as is.
*humbly bows* You, sir, are a genius. Oh...and if you hide it in the AC vent, there's less a chance of your mom finding it.
Hide-ously funny!
(Decathlon 2.0) Busted! Excellent work here, Agri.
SOTM - My my - Agri, you with porn? Well I never...
Agri mumbles to himself `yeah I would guess not`.
Just wait 'til your father gets home. He'll give you a full five on your back side he will!
Agri mumbles to himself `yeah I would guess not`.
Just wait 'til your father gets home. He'll give you a full five on your back side he will!
the real insight here Ag is that mothers are only interested in the porn because of the clues it provides in establishing what sexual orientation their son is - now I'm a parent, me too ;-) 555
(DEC 2.3) Have you found a new hiding place yet, Ag. See above- blushingly funny
Decathlon...yikes! Seriously...that's almost all I can say...; ) Nice work, though...
Wacked off 555 times
For some reason this seemed to work all the better with the youtube video playing alongside - I could just hear them singing this... a real giggle :-)
LOL this was HILARIOUS see above. I could see them singing it too.
(Dec2) Max. . .woah . . .anyway, I was thrown of a bit on the first line, I guess I'll have to hear a recorded version of this before I can appreciate it fully, that said, I love the idea. . .
DEC2- Agri, you gotta learn to hide your porn better. I love the part how Mom said 'at least you're not turning gay'. Well done!
(SOTM) XXXcelent.
Jacked off 555 times. Security code is 369 as in " Free 69 " get it?
(Dec 2) Why do I keep reading Max Power's comments right before I post mine, I repeat my first sentiment WOAH MAX. . .Might wanna slow down--that can be painful . .. .anyway, same comment as before.
SOTM- Commented before, still as funny as it is embarrassing.
(SOTM) Busted all over again! See above!
(SOTM) see above - reads great against the OS, Ag - what you do is, glue a cover of Popular Mechanics over the porn mag cover, and then alter your second top drawer so that......................er, never mind
(SOTM) See above (twice). Nothing more I can say here, Ag...coooool stuff
SOTM - Used to have a stash of old Playboys (and by old I meand late 60s) when I was young. Surprisingly when my parents found them, they weren't upset, just curious where I found them. Wish I had kept them, the ones from the 60s probably would be worth a good bit on ebay. Oh yeah, the parody was quite good.
Porn! It's cheaper than dating!
Porn! It's cheaper than dating!
SOTM See Above!
HOW SURREAL IS THIS? MY CODE FOR THIS COMMENT IS 4SS!
HOW SURREAL IS THIS? MY CODE FOR THIS COMMENT IS 4SS!
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