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Song Parodies -> "Stubble Spots On His Face Were Rough"

Original Song Title:

"Double Shot Of My Baby's Love"

Original Performer:

The Swinging Medallions

Parody Song Title:

"Stubble Spots On His Face Were Rough"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the 1960 presidential debates......
tuned in that evening...that dude looked so sad
appeared hung over...and his hairstyle, bad
his jowls were swingin' to the left and right
he muffed his lines...as he blustered all night (oh yeah)
he came on all wrong...and he seemed off his guard
he left me with doubts...my choice wasn't hard
its tricky dick that i had too much of
because the...stubble spots on his face were rough

stubble spots on his face were rough...yeah yeah yeah
stubble spots on his face were rough...yeah yeah yeah
his appearance wasn't taken care of
because the...stubble spots on his face were rough

he was so unskilled...that it hurt me to see
i was snickerin'...in mockery
he was a lunatic...just a-shoutin' out loud
a sickly pale mug...no favorite with the crowd
so tight that he squeaked...folks are sure to rebuff
a no brainer for me...i had seen quite enough
cause this guy got looks...only mama could love
because the...stubble spots on his face were rough

stubble spots on his face were rough...yeah yeah yeah
stubble spots on his face were rough...yeah yeah yeah
stubble spots on his face were rough...yeah yeah yeah
stubble spots on his face were rough...yeah yeah yeah


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AFW - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite unique and original idea....Of course, if this debate were held today, Nixon would be right in style with a stubble beard...
alvin rhodes - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW..how true..lol
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Who says Amiright's not educational? Great (sort of) history lesson here, Al...of course, I'm FAR too young to remember any of this. ;-) 555
Lionel Mertens - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
How about a haggard looking Brad Pitt debating Nixon. 5's.
alvin rhodes - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks kristof and lionel

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