Song Parodies -> You Can't Hurry Lunch

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Hurry Love"

Original Performer:

The Supremes

  
Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Hurry Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

I need grub, grub
It's eatin' time
I need to dine, dine because it's lunchtime
But mama said

You can't hurry lunch
No, you just have to wait
She said lunch don't come easy
I'm not making Shake N Bake

You can't hurry lunch
No, you just have to wait
You got to just give me time
No matter how long it takes

But how many stomachaches
Must I stand before I get a lunch
And eat my fill again
Right now the only thing
That keeps me hangin' on
Is how good it smells, yeah
It's almost done
I remember mama said:

You can't hurry lunch
No, you just have to wait
She said lunch don't come easy
I'm not making Shake N Bake

How long must I wait?
How much food did you make?
My hungriness will cause my poor
Gut to break?

No I won't share! I eat my lunch alone
If you keep reachin' for my plate, you'll draw back a bone
But when I feel that I, I can't go on
That scrumtious smell keeps me hangin' on
I remember mama said:

You can't hurry lunch
No, you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
I'm not making Shake N Bake

You can't hurry lunch
No, you just have to wait
She said it's almost lunchtime
Go ahead and get a plate

No, lunch, lunch, don't come easy
But I keep on waiting
Anticipating
For that hot food
To make me feel alright
Now the food is done!
Give me a bite!
I been waiting
Been waiting all day!
And it ain't been easy
It ain't easy
But mama said:

You can't hurry lunch
No, you just have to wait
She said give it some time
Or liver and onions is what I'll make

You can't hurry lunch
No, you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
I'm not making Shake N Bake

(Repeat until fade out)
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