-> "Smearing Feces On The Wall"
Original Song Title:
"Counting Flowers On The Wall"
Original Performer:
The Statlers Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Smearing Feces On The Wall"
The Lyrics
i keep hearing that your folks have brought unhappiness
and you have thought of wreaking some revenge on them, i guess
if i was working for you, dude, i'd get the project done
rest assured, my friends and i would have a lot of fun
smearing feces on the wall...won't your parents be appalled
we will wipe and splash it on...while your mom and dad are gone
there are many scents and you can have a choice of hue
i'll let you see...my swatches of poo
last week, i did the house next door and left it nice and brown
its plain that my new scheme is getting popular in town
and i don't give a damn that vandalism is a crime
your parents will think twice before they pick on you next time
smearing feces on the wall...we are gonna have a ball
we will even stay till dawn, to make sure the job is done
your folks are gonna wish they never angered you
i'll let you see...my swatches of poo
its good to serve you...you'll be pleased...the walls will look a fright
and your folks will surely be disgusted by the sight
you will be delighted cause my work just can't be beat
when they walk into that room, their hell will be complete
smearing feces on the wall...all you have to do is call
of the many things i've done...few have ever been this fun
i'm the man to come to when there's folks to screw
i'll let you see...my swatches of poo
i'll let you see...my swatches of poo
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