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Song Parodies -> "Count Every Ballot"

Original Song Title:

"Climb Every Mountain"

Original Performer:

The Sound Of Music Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Count Every Ballot"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Election 2004
Count every ballot.
Count rich and poor,
Black and white and yellow,
Red and brown and more.

Count every ballot.
Search every ream.
Honor every voter.
Keep the freedom dream:

A dream we have lived over 200 years.
Don't you cancel our voice;
Don't you fan all our fears!

Count every ballot!
Search every ream!
Honor every voter!
Keep the freedom dream!
See "MNL's Concession Speech" at
Christians for Kerry/Christians against Bush

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   7

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Steve K. - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
With the record number of voters, it looks like they tried their hardest to do this. Therefore, I'll count you some high marks as well. but then, I have a soft spot for TSOM.
Johnny D - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"How do you solve a problem like ____________ ?"
2Eagle - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny version of an achingly inspirational song.

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