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Song Parodies -> "Ho, Pay Me!"

Original Song Title:

"Do Re Me"

Original Performer:

The Sound Of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Ho, Pay Me!"

Parody Written by:

Pimpin' Lee

The Lyrics

When you got hos on a string,
You can be a pimpin' king!

Ho: a skank, a sleazy skank
Pay: ma cut for what I does
Me: maself, who got phat bank
My: like mines, not yuz or huz
Dough: I need fo' gettin' bling
I: anotha word like 'me'
Need: like 'gots ta have dat thing'
And I'm always wantin'
Mo', Mo', Mo'
Mo' Hos: mo' skanks, mo' sleazy skanks
Pay: gits phatter all the time
Me: maself, who's 'laarge in chaarge'
My: like I said, it's like 'mines'
Dough: a ho is a cash cow
I: anotha word fo' 'me'
Need: like 'gots ta have it now'
And I'm always wantin' Mo', Mo', Mo', Mo' Hos

Ho Pay Me Ma Dough -- I Need Mo!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 12

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 5   9

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well paced, reasonably funny
Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ho-riffic! I thought it was quite novel and original. Well done.
Claude Prez - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with Guy-- Dy-no-mite
Pimpin' Lee Ho Jay Z - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo, thanks for the propz, fellaz -- y'allz da shiznitz.
Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I should have known this was you Lee-J. I thought we had a newbie with a lot of writing potential here. Still very well done. Maybe because the author name is not a familiar one is why it has gotten such little attention?
Pimpin' Lee Ho Jay Z - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, fella -- I know I takes me a chance when I whipz out one o' my pzeudonyzmz, but dats cool. I don't take shizzits like this serius anyway, yo.
Diddims - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite amusing! You do have a potential for writing parodies, I must say! I am unfamiliar with slang, so I could have been trying to read another language... agus nì mise sin, ach claonaidh mi, gu dearbh. Cumaibh ur sgrìobhadh! Cumaibh an obair mhath!
Kim West - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Twisted! Evil it is! Turning a family wholesome song into this? I LOVE IT! So, what can you do with "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" then? 555 ^-^
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
O'-Jay-Lee-yaw-so-ma-hero. Fizziverz.
Alyssa - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo brudda, dat was wack! ( whatever 'wack' means) 555, smart and original ;P..... and what's with all the bloody ones for every parody, it's really pissing me off.
Charlie Decker - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. Really original. Freaking hilarious! Way to totally ruin that wholesome song for everybody! 555
Boy Hater - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
VEry interesting. Liked lotz, keep going. I find un-serious funny peolple hilarious.
Leo Jay - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, yo.

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