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Song Parodies -> "Titchy Blue Shark"

Original Song Title:

"Itchycoo Park"

Original Performer:

The Small Faces

Parody Song Title:

"Titchy Blue Shark"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

In the fridge, my prize...a beast with eyes so cold an' mean
It's like chewing tyres...a titchy blue shark that's now gone green

Don't want my fish fare...I'll get high
I'll have my fair share...Till pie-eyed
When there's no beers spare...I'll go dry
I'll drink my brew till full...I'll drink my brew till full
I'll drink my brew till full...I'll drink my brew till full

I'll booze till blind...Still won't have dined
Run amuck, shoot at ducks with a gun
But I'll hit nowt...they move about
Be nice too have one in a bun

I'll try to make a stew (what kind of stew)...I'm out of meat I'll raid the zoo
All I've got is gruel (that's so uncool)...I'll go prepared with loads of tools

What will I find there...birds that fly
Is that a sloth bear...that sloth will die
But he just don't care...I'll tell you why
I've drunk my brew till full...I've drunk my brew till full
I've drunk my brew till full...I've drunk my brew till full

I've boozed till blind...I've still not dined
Ran amuck, shot at ducks with a gun
But I hit nowt...they moved about
So I won't have one in a bun

I've drunk my brew till full...I've drunk my brew till full
I've drunk my brew till full

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Patrick - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Never understood the original song. The author was on an LSD trip. You appear to be high on guns and shooting, an addiction I can understand and appreciate. I always wish I could have heard Johnny Cash sing "Itchycoo Park".
John Barry - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of fine rhyming.
Andy Primus - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick & John
alvin - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
my fave of the day...over the top weird concept...i sung along..great OS too
Andy Primus - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin

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