Song Parodies -> Until They Glove Me Tomorrow
| Original Song Title: | "Will You (Still) Love Me Tomorrow" |
| Original Performer: | The Shirelles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Until They Glove Me Tomorrow" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
A "Juicy" parody of the Shirelles' 1960/'61 hit "WIll You (Still) Love Me Tomorrow"
“Until They Glove Me Tomorrow”
Tonight I’ll trust that the jury
Will all act like folks from Missouri.
Delight may light up Clark and Darden’s eyes
Until they glove me tomorrow.
The look on their faces I’ll treasure …
They don’t know, ’cause they didn’t measure,
My hand won’t fit inside that murder mitt ...
Can’t wait ’til they glove me tomorrow!
Tonight from here to Hoboken
Newspapers yell "This time he's done!"
But when my hand won’t poke in
I might be the scorning one.
I’ll hike, you know, ’cause your glove,
Joe and Marcia (and this I'm quite sure of)
Has blown your case -- I needn’t count on race.
Can’t wait ’till they glove me tomorrow!
Can’t wait ’till they glove me tomorrow!
Tonight I’ll trust that the jury
Will all act like folks from Missouri.
Delight may light up Clark and Darden’s eyes
Until they glove me tomorrow.
The look on their faces I’ll treasure …
They don’t know, ’cause they didn’t measure,
My hand won’t fit inside that murder mitt ...
Can’t wait ’til they glove me tomorrow!
Tonight from here to Hoboken
Newspapers yell "This time he's done!"
But when my hand won’t poke in
I might be the scorning one.
I’ll hike, you know, ’cause your glove,
Joe and Marcia (and this I'm quite sure of)
Has blown your case -- I needn’t count on race.
Can’t wait ’till they glove me tomorrow!
Can’t wait ’till they glove me tomorrow!
The author trusts that readers a) know Missouri's state nickname, b) will suss from names names and circumstance cited what these lyrics lampoon, and c) don't require his explicit disavowal of opinions they may suggest. :-) © Stan Hall
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the lyrics fit...so i just can't quit (laughing)
I was expecting a proctology parody, but this one was great anyway! :-D
Meriadoc ... sorry to disappoint. Maybe I've got a protological version up my .. er, sleeve yet. :-)
This parody does fit. I'll give you 5s for it.
I liked this Stan. I'm glad you decided to "show me"
555; I always loved this song . . .more moTown Sir!!
Handing you fives
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