-> "The Liter for the Jet"
Original Song Title:
"The Leader of the Pack"
Parody Song Title:
"The Liter for the Jet"
The Lyrics
(Cop)
Is she really bringing it on with her?
(Another cop)
Well, there she is let's get her
(Cop)
Scuzze Me, Is that a Pepsi you're drinking?
(Woman)
Mm-hmm
(Cop)
Gee, It must be great drinking all that
(Another cop)
Drop the pop and step away
(Woman)
Uh-uh
(Both Cops)
By the way, where'd you get it?
(Woman)
I got it at the Dollar Store
That shop near the Krispy Kreme
You know the place there?
(Another cop)
Yes, we're cops
(Woman)
That's where I bought this
The Liter for the Jet
[Plane starts up in the background]
[Woman gets pissed]
I can't believe this, you cops are such clowns (Clowns, clowns)
I'll admit I get thirsty, is that not allowed?
(Cop)
To make sure you're clean we have flush that soda down
(Woman)
I'm not in Taliban
I've never seen Iran
I just want my drink, dude
A Liter for the Jet
[Plane continues to start up, takes off]
(Woman)
I did what you told me I took off my shoes
But to drop off my Pepsi? It cost me a slew
(Cop)
For your own good ma'am, calm down there's nothing we can do
(Woman)
From these cold dead hands you'll pry
Or when this whole bottle's dry
Don't mean to alert you
Just Liter for the Jet
They sorta smiled
And then said, "Nice Try"
The beers were beginning to flow
They cracked open Pepsi and then my Sprite
I begged them "Oh! Please No!"
But whether they heard, I'll never know
Poured Out! Poured Out! Poured Out! Poured Out!!!
[Splash of Soda hitting the floor]
Had my tongue's dryness
But had no brew
Now I'm craving all the drinks
They went through
The steward said "We'll serve in air"
It seems like it's years before we're there
I'll never replace it
That Liter for the Jet
[The Jet Flies Off]
Pop, Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop
The Liter on the Jet
No More Pop, Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop
The Liter on the Jet
No More Pop, Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop
The Liter on the Jet
Pop, Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop
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Total Votes: | 11 |
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