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Song Parodies -> "Leader of the K.R.A.K."

Original Song Title:

"Leader of the Pack"

Original Performer:

The Shangri-Las

Parody Song Title:

"Leader of the K.R.A.K."

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

This is Mr. Big, This is his building and this is what he does. He's the one to take down the NARC as his position.
Hey, Max Force, is that a machine gun you're carrying?

(Max Force)

Oh, must be nice riding on your Porsche after work, huh?

(Max Force)

Do you wanna take down that Mr. Big today with me?

(Max Force)

Well, where'd you find him?

(Max Force)
I got him at a KRAK stop store
He shot for double-blast at me
Ya get the picture?

Yeah, I see.

(Max Force)
That's when I got him, the leader of the K.R.A.K
(NARC arcade sounds)

(Max Force)
These dogs are always putting me down (sfx: dog sounds)
(Down, boy, Down!)
They said he came from the city downtown
His wheelchair skills were bad
and it just made me mad
But I had to bust him, the leader of the K.R.A.K.
(NARC arcade sounds

One day, I busted the Das Lof in 2
(2, 2)
I had to go find the safe card
whoa, I was through
Someone named Spike Rush asked me why
If his needles made me cry
But I had to bust him, The leader of the K.R.A.K.
(NARC arcade sounds)

This big clown smiled and I knocked him goodbye
Joe Rockhead's not running the show
And as we drove out to the bridge
on a cold and cloudy night
I told him to drive slow
But whether I heard Big
His corporation cronies have to go

(Mr. Big, hit by a rocket launcher)
Look out now, now, look out
Whoa oh no no no! Whoa no no no! no no!

(Max Force)
His head got so big, What can I do?
These rocket launchers are the ones to bust him through
Turn him out to a skeleton head
No time for the tears
You're busted, friend!
You're no longer the big cheese, the leader of the K.R.A.K.
(Mr. Big's skeleton head explodes)

(Hitman & Max Force)
Whoa-oh-oh! Gone gone gone!
gone gone gone
The leader of the K.R.A.K. is,
now he's gone!
The leader of the K.R.A.K. is,
now he's gone!
The leader of the K.R.A.K. is, whoa gone!
Gone gone gone! (3x)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I know nothing about arcade games, but this seems to do a good job of capturing the flavor of playing them.
Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I got as far as Mr. Big's head, but never beat the KRAK SOB.

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