Hey there, Sarah girl,
if I saw you, lolling on moose hide,
Feldonesquely sell your GOP platform like Brylcreem®, I’d buy it.

Hey there, Sarah girl,
bounces that might help your party lie
under necklines way too high on all of those clothes you wear.

You could have Dems’ eyes popping, their votes be copping … just try
to ev’ry crowd give glimpses of thigh,
a little t*t.

Hey there, Sarah girl,
you could surely turn John's ebbing tide
if you took a tip and tried to look more like Tina Fey
I know he’d say
“Thank you, Sarah girl!”

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Hey there, Sarah girl,
preaching to the choir, you’ve gotta see,
is a futile strategy! You’re not gonna win that way.

Your rhetoric’s estranging,
just brings small change in. For pelf, don’t bare your soul, Sarah, bare yourself
a little bit.

Hey there, Sarah girl,
show us why you were Wasilla’s pride
bare the "bona fides" you hide and, oh, what a change there’d be! The world should see
a nude Sarah girl!

Come on, Sarah girl,
Give naked a whirl!
Hey, there, Sarah girl,