-> "Pushin' Two Carts"
Original Song Title:
"Pushin' Too Hard"
Parody Song Title:
"Pushin' Two Carts"
The Lyrics
You're pushin' two carts, you're pushin' your luck
You're pushin' two carts so you can finish the truck
You're pushin' two carts, and that's a big mistake
You're pushin' two carts, it's your back you'll break
You're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
Well all I want is to keep you safe
But your work habits just against me chafe
All I want is for you to last
It's not worth getting done too fast
But you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
Well, better listen, guys, to what I'm tellin' you
Better listen 'cause I can make you
Don't think we'll pay if you injure yourself
Just do files can fly off the shelf
'Cause you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
There's always new employees that we could get
Some more safety-minded, you can bet
You unsafe ways are gonna make you blue
When worker's compensation laughs at you
'Cause you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
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