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Song Parodies -> "Pushin' Two Carts"
Original Song Title:
"Pushin' Too Hard"
Original Performer:
The Seeds
Parody Song Title:
"Pushin' Two Carts"
Parody Written by:
giblet o'sarcasm
The Lyrics
The musical version of a former supervisor's lecture on safety.Another addition to the 'Take This Job And Sing It' series
You're pushin' two carts, you're pushin' your luck
You're pushin' two carts so you can finish the truck
You're pushin' two carts, and that's a big mistake
You're pushin' two carts, it's your back you'll break
You're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
Well all I want is to keep you safe
But your work habits just against me chafe
All I want is for you to last
It's not worth getting done too fast
But you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
Well, better listen, guys, to what I'm tellin' you
Better listen 'cause I can make you
Don't think we'll pay if you injure yourself
Just do files can fly off the shelf
'Cause you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
There's always new employees that we could get
Some more safety-minded, you can bet
You unsafe ways are gonna make you blue
When worker's compensation laughs at you
'Cause you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
You're pushin' two carts so you can finish the truck
You're pushin' two carts, and that's a big mistake
You're pushin' two carts, it's your back you'll break
You're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
Well all I want is to keep you safe
But your work habits just against me chafe
All I want is for you to last
It's not worth getting done too fast
But you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
Well, better listen, guys, to what I'm tellin' you
Better listen 'cause I can make you
Don't think we'll pay if you injure yourself
Just do files can fly off the shelf
'Cause you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
There's always new employees that we could get
Some more safety-minded, you can bet
You unsafe ways are gonna make you blue
When worker's compensation laughs at you
'Cause you're pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' two carts,
Pushin' two carts, pushin' for in-ju-ry! (Two carts)
Copyright 2005 giblet o'sarcasm
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