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Song Parodies -> "Walk Right In, Zip It Down(Doctor Will Enlarge Your Bone)"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Right In"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rooftop Singers

Parody Song Title:

"Walk Right In, Zip It Down(Doctor Will Enlarge Your Bone)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Penis Enhancement...one of the modern world's larger issues...
~ ~ ~ (Sharp, twangy guitar intro) ~ ~ ~

Walk right in, zip right down
Doctor will enlarge your bone
Longer and bigger ‘round
Swears he'll make your penis grow
Girlfriend will be gawking, you'll have sex more often
You'll get blow jobs all the time
You will grin; she'll go down
Your sex life will be sublime

Awk, it's limp; flaccid now
Doctor said it would be long
“G*d-damn him”, now I growl
Seems that S.O.B. was wrong
“After the injections you will have huge erections
All the girls it will astound”
Roped me in; conned me, “Ow”
Penis don't get hard no more

~ ~ ~ (Flat, off “beat”, dull guitar interlude) ~ ~ ~

I'll get him; boy, and how
Doctor will regret his role
Limb from limb; he will shout
“G*d have mercy on my soul”
Every bone gets broken, it is just a token
And there is still more in store
Kicked his ass all around
Doesn't even up the score
‘Cause I can't get hard no more

~ ~ ~ (Single, off-key strum on guitar with 3 broken strings) ~ ~ ~

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 14

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Adagio - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
It paced well, otherwise (blush).
Kristof Robertson - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Honestly, Paul...you like to take it right to the edge, dontcha? 555
John Barry - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
How did this 5-star parody get by the censors?
alvin rhodes - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
not sure i'd like it at first, but it grew on me...5s
Johnny D - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A song for the dong & an ode to the chode! Well done, Mr. Robinschlong!
Paul Robinson - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, this parody seems to be on everybody lips this morning...lol...Thanks, all...
Stuart McArthur - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
nice progression from all the breast enhancement parodies of recent times - 555 paul
Bob Konigsberg - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Kind of cute
Paul Robinson - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Stu - yeah, in accord with the "Fairness Doctrine" I'm providing equal time for male foolishness...Bob - Thanks!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I just saw an Oprah episode where a woman's breast implant saved her when a marlin skewered itself through her chest, so you never know... great parody on such a hard issue, Paul. Brilliant rhyming.
Paul Robinson - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Jake, just goes to show you never can tell...so...let's see...would a bad penile implant save you from a blood-thirsty shark? Well, he might mistake it for an hor d'eauvre, be disappointed it wasn't filled with pate and leave you alone for a more "upscale" party...maybe...Thanks!
Michael Pacholek - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Let me enhance your... rating with my vote of fives.
Paul Robinson - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...

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