Song Parodies -> A Morman Fam'ly
| Original Song Title: | "Be My Baby" |
| Original Performer: | The Ronettes |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Morman Fam'ly" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
4 X 3 = 12
12 + 4 = 16
First time we hugged, I felt something grab-a-hold
It was your toddler Chance, who wanted his bot-tle
Are they all this friendly?
And why are they so messy?
Who makes 'em make their beds everytime they're told?
Your babies, need ----------------- (need a, need a mommy)
Need another mommy ------- (just one, just one live mommy) *
They are always sayin'----------- (We want, we want mommy)
Feed your babies CHOW! ---- (I'll be, I'll be their mommy)
ah-Wha-oh-oh-oh.
I'll be their other, mother, just marry me
For every kid you're raising, I'm rearing three
And since we are both Morman
We can have a lot more then
I've already gone twelve rounds of maternity
My babies, need --------------- (need a, need a daddy)
Need another daddy ----(just one, just one live daddy) **
They are always sayin'------- (We want, we want daddy)
Say those marriage VOWs! - (come on! oh come on daddy)
ah-Wha-oh-oh-oh.
Oh can't we, be ------------------ (be a, be a fam'ly)
Be a loving fam'ly ----- (not two, but one big fam'ly)
I am always prayin'g'--- (Four more, four more babies)
Four more babies WOW!----- (come on! oh come on daddy)
ah-Wha-oh-oh-oh.
(Be a, be a fam'ly), Be a Morman fam'ly
(Not two but one big fam'ly), oh,
(Be a, be a fam'ly), oh,
(Be a Morman fam'ly), wha-oh-oh-oh-oh.
[Repeat & fade]
* -- His wife died while giving birth to their fourth child at home.
** - Her husband died of a heart attack from the shocking news that his insurance refused to pay for the delivery and care of their twelf child who was an elf.
12 + 4 = 16
First time we hugged, I felt something grab-a-hold
It was your toddler Chance, who wanted his bot-tle
Are they all this friendly?
And why are they so messy?
Who makes 'em make their beds everytime they're told?
Your babies, need ----------------- (need a, need a mommy)
Need another mommy ------- (just one, just one live mommy) *
They are always sayin'----------- (We want, we want mommy)
Feed your babies CHOW! ---- (I'll be, I'll be their mommy)
ah-Wha-oh-oh-oh.
I'll be their other, mother, just marry me
For every kid you're raising, I'm rearing three
And since we are both Morman
We can have a lot more then
I've already gone twelve rounds of maternity
My babies, need --------------- (need a, need a daddy)
Need another daddy ----(just one, just one live daddy) **
They are always sayin'------- (We want, we want daddy)
Say those marriage VOWs! - (come on! oh come on daddy)
ah-Wha-oh-oh-oh.
Oh can't we, be ------------------ (be a, be a fam'ly)
Be a loving fam'ly ----- (not two, but one big fam'ly)
I am always prayin'g'--- (Four more, four more babies)
Four more babies WOW!----- (come on! oh come on daddy)
ah-Wha-oh-oh-oh.
(Be a, be a fam'ly), Be a Morman fam'ly
(Not two but one big fam'ly), oh,
(Be a, be a fam'ly), oh,
(Be a Morman fam'ly), wha-oh-oh-oh-oh.
[Repeat & fade]
* -- His wife died while giving birth to their fourth child at home.
** - Her husband died of a heart attack from the shocking news that his insurance refused to pay for the delivery and care of their twelf child who was an elf.
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Ah - I believe the group you are doing satire upon is spelled "Mormon".
this parody gave birth to quintuplets
Aw, give him a break. "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" is awfully hard to pace into a parody.:)
Kinda unfairly stereotypes an entire denomination by the actions of a few wacko fundamentalists, who are disavowed by the above Church, which claims the term should be applied only to its members. Said Church abandoned plural marriage in 1890. Therefore, abstaining from voting. -- Tommy Turtle
Kinda unfairly stereotypes an entire denomination by the actions of a few wacko fundamentalists, who are disavowed by the above Church, which claims the term should be applied only to its members. Said Church abandoned plural marriage in 1890. Therefore, abstaining from voting. -- Tommy Turtle
Captain, "cult" is very easy to work in. On the golden plates I see a cipher. . .5-5-5.
John Barry: I don't know what religion, if any, you are of, but if any, I doubt you'd like having it called a "cult", even though *every single one of them* started out as a cult, and retains cult-like features. I've spent some time in Utah and met many fine LDS members, got into a fairly deep discussion with one about the details of his beliefs, and I don't think "cult member" would describe that nice, middle-class man with a family and a home in the suburbs with a white picket fence or whatever.
That makes two stereotypes in two weeks (the reactionary wackos being the entire GOP, including Rice, Powell, et. al, if you read that comment), and frankly, I had thought better of you.
That makes two stereotypes in two weeks (the reactionary wackos being the entire GOP, including Rice, Powell, et. al, if you read that comment), and frankly, I had thought better of you.
This is bigamy...and pretty big of you too! ;D
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