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Song Parodies -> "Thees Time I Weel Beat Stupeed Moose & Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Salt of the Earth"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Thees Time I Weel Beat Stupeed Moose & Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Another OS from the 'Stones "Beggar's Banquet" album. More in my "Boris Badenov" series, Boris, of course, is the sub-standard spy who, along with lady friend and colleague, "Natasha Nogoodnik" always gets "deefeeted by Stupeed Moose & Squirrel". Hope the phonetic spellings aren't too tough to follow - ya gotta do it in Boris's voice...
Eet steenks, let me tell you thees peeple
Eet steenks, eet ees no cause for mirth
Moose and Squirrel always put me een deep hole
Rat-feenks; damn that Moose and that Squirrel

I deespair and look over my shoulder
Had thees plan that I thought might once work
Nastasha says, "Thees time you weel fool them"
Theenk she's a liar and she theenks I'm a jerk

Our Fearless Leader, he sez now
"I weel not laugh eef you screw thees up"
Thee way he looks at me
I know I must not fail

Got great plan; eet ees really quite evil
I theenk of thees plan while I am een bed
No keenks; ees no way thees will not work
Eef Fearless ees deespleeased I am dead

Thees plan those two feenks won't deescover
Weel wear deesguise; I won't wear my real clothes
Thees escapade won't be noteeced till after
Eet succeeds; then I'll laugh; say "Ho-Ho"

Won't be deesgraced; No, I weel be proud
And Fearless Leader's praise weel be loud
He'll geeve much praise to mee
Maybee I weel get raise

Thees time I weel not be deefeeted
Thees time I weel fool Moose and Squirrel
Past failures; they weel not be reepeeted
Jaast for once; I'm on top of thee world

I dreem of thees day when I'm sleepeeng
Rat-feenks; Damn that Moose and that Squirrel
Een dreem I eemageen I keel them
Get keesed by some lovely yung girr-el...

[During Instrumental and background chorus section from here to the end]
[Alarm reengs]
[In these next lines the words in the quotation sections are in "Natasha's" voice]
"vake up; now ve must get to vork"
Hear her say, "ve must vork
So vake opp, Stupeed Jerk
You verr dreeming, you Jerk
Boreese, you are a Jerk
Get your ass opp to vork
ve must now get to vork
Gotta vake opp, you Jerk"
[at some point in here Boris starts yelling back alternating lines of, "Shaddup, Stupeed Beetch" and "Shuda-you-mouth opp now, Beetch"]
[repeat varying and alternating "Boris' and "Natasha' lines out thru lengthy chorus repetitions out to end Fade]

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alvin rhodes - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
goodunuv for fives
Paul Robinson - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin ~ ~ ~
Adagio - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Yea...gudonof... : ) 5's
MrMacphisto - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Meestur Robinson. Yew haf done well wid diss one. 5-5-5
Lionel Mertens - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul Robinson - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
denk you all very much ~ ~ ~

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