Eet steenks, let me tell you thees peeple
Eet steenks, eet ees no cause for mirth
Moose and Squirrel always put me een deep hole
Rat-feenks; damn that Moose and that Squirrel

I deespair and look over my shoulder
Had thees plan that I thought might once work
Nastasha says, "Thees time you weel fool them"
Theenk she's a liar and she theenks I'm a jerk

Our Fearless Leader, he sez now
"I weel not laugh eef you screw thees up"
Thee way he looks at me
I know I must not fail

Got great plan; eet ees really quite evil
I theenk of thees plan while I am een bed
No keenks; ees no way thees will not work
Eef Fearless ees deespleeased I am dead

Thees plan those two feenks won't deescover
Weel wear deesguise; I won't wear my real clothes
Thees escapade won't be noteeced till after
Eet succeeds; then I'll laugh; say "Ho-Ho"

Won't be deesgraced; No, I weel be proud
And Fearless Leader's praise weel be loud
He'll geeve much praise to mee
Maybee I weel get raise

Thees time I weel not be deefeeted
Thees time I weel fool Moose and Squirrel
Past failures; they weel not be reepeeted
Jaast for once; I'm on top of thee world

I dreem of thees day when I'm sleepeeng
Rat-feenks; Damn that Moose and that Squirrel
Een dreem I eemageen I keel them
Get keesed by some lovely yung girr-el...

[During Instrumental and background chorus section from here to the end]
[Alarm reengs]
[In these next lines the words in the quotation sections are in "Natasha's" voice]
"vake up; now ve must get to vork"
Hear her say, "ve must vork
So vake opp, Stupeed Jerk
You verr dreeming, you Jerk
Boreese, you are a Jerk
Get your ass opp to vork
ve must now get to vork
Gotta vake opp, you Jerk"
[at some point in here Boris starts yelling back alternating lines of, "Shaddup, Stupeed Beetch" and "Shuda-you-mouth opp now, Beetch"]
[repeat varying and alternating "Boris' and "Natasha' lines out thru lengthy chorus repetitions out to end Fade]