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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cougars"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Cougars"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

west coast beef ranch...bunched, are calves in fields
sold in the market...this is known as veal
scarred ol' heiffers ain't a big cat's delight
hear 'em kill the young ones just around midnight

bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should

claws streakin'...calf bleedin'...blood runs hot
madly left my house...fumblin' 'round...'fore i shot
felines know...where to go for a bite
you shoulda seen 'em just around midnight

bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should

i hate the trauma that a fresh kill brings
there once was forty...now there's just sixteen
they're so cruel boy....calves are crazy with fright
wait until the frenzy just around midnight

bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should

i said...yeah ? ...yeah ? ...yeah ? ...BOOM !
how come you...how come you steal my food ?
yeah ? ...yeah ? ...yeah ? ... BOOM !
just like a...just like a big cat would
yeah ?... yeah ? ...yeah ? ... BOOM !


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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Paul Robinson - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Very Re-Vealing, alvin...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Almost as scary as Freddie Cougar! 555
Stephen Harrington - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
555 new calves for your farm.
AFW - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
For this Cougar, I pay 555
alvin rhodes - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul rick stephen and AFW
Meriadoc - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Delightfully sick! You want some superfries with that veal..? :-)
Peregrin - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This wasn't calf bad :)
Larry Hensley - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Only know the original from the Super Bowl ad, but cool parody. 555's
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks hobbits and larry

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