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Song Parodies -> "Ingestible Erecter"

Original Song Title:

"Mother's Little Helper"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Ingestible Erecter"

Parody Written by:

Brad Schuman

The Lyrics

It's about Viagra and related matters.
What a Drag it is Going Limp!

"Things are different today"...
Is what I heard my doctor say...
"If you need something today...
To get it up........
If you Can't, but have the will...
There's a nifty new blue pill...
And you won't need fruity nectar...
Your ingestible erecter...
It will help you on your way...
If it don't, you're probably gay!"

"Things just aren't the same today"...
My psychologist did say...
"Making bread off impotence...
Is hard to find...."
So he blames your mom and dad...
Which does a lot of good in bed...
And he curses the inventor...
of ingestible erecter...
As he grumbles to the bank...
That his profit margin stank!

Doctor Please.........
Some more of these.....
Free sample packs....
I need to Jack.....
What a drag it is going limp!

Kids are different today...
Now that Cable's on all day...
They just don't appreciate...
You can get AIDS....
Their hormonal driven quest...
Fixated on your daughter's chest...
And although they hardly need it...
They'll take Viagra and eat it...
And keep tally through the night...
While infecting all in sight.

Doctor Please...
I have STDs...
I don't need more....
Thanks to that whore....
What a drag it is getting ILL

Now my life's cut short today...
Now that I have HIV...
The pursuit of knocking boots...
Just killed a whore....
And if you boink more of those...
All you'll have left is your nose...
Cause there's nothing left for using
That ingestible erector...
It just shrivelled all away...
And fell off the other day.

HEY!!
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Tommy Turtle - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL title, RFL song... (yep, knew the topic from homepage title)... TMGLTM, e. g. "gay", "daughter's chest", "knocking boots" (and keeping OS "pursuit").... A presciption for Fives.
btw, OS referred to Valium, the most popularly-prescribed drug of its time, subsequently found to be highly addictive, among other side effects.
Dee Range - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Great from start to finish.High 5's
PMS - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL.

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