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Song Parodies -> "Genuflect, Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Jumping Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Genuflect, Ass"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i was born...to be catholic in my brain
but i howled...cause my knees caused me violent pain
and those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass

i was raised...by those women dressed in black
i was schooled...to kneel down, but good knees, i lack
and those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass

i have found...i can't get up...my legs go dead
i kneel down...and my knees seem to turn to lead
yeah yeah yeah
they're unsound..and its dumb...i'll just keep 'em spread
but they hound...and you know what they always said ?
"you're ill-bred ! "
but those old rites, wow
afraid i must pass
and they all cried
genuflect, ass....you're in mass mass mass

genuflect, ass...you're in mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass
genuflect, ass...you're in mass

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Johnny D - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
5s ... Maybe you can get this recorded by Kneel Diamond.
John Barry - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
A massterpiece.
AFW - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I must confess this is very good..five ties
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I hear RS performed at the Superbowl this year. I find that fascinating, it means that the "morally outrageous boob-incident" of last year lead the producers of this years show to go with the high moral standning band led by the guitarist who gave heroin addiction a face and the singer that regularly dates women that could be his grand doughter! As for the parody it was a touchdown behind the altar! :-)
Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Ex - (cellently) communicated! (which is probably what will happen to you). Rulers across all Five knuckles!
Rick C - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Parodies like this make for a good Friday. 555
alvin rhodes - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks johnny john AFW peter tommy and rick
Sister Mary Patricia - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm going to say 555 Hail Marys for your immoral soul...
alvin rhodes - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks sis...you rock
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
That's bad. BTW,"genuflect" means to "bend the knee,as in servitude or worship",or "grovel".
Old Bumper Sticker - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Jesus is coming, and man, is He pissed!
Larry Hensley - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
funny

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