Song Parodies -> ( Dry Man Gets No ) Putrefaction
| Original Song Title: | "( I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction" |
| Original Performer: | The Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "( Dry Man Gets No ) Putrefaction" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
In honor of the well-preserved Rolling Stones...
Dry
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!
Dry man gets no!
Dry man gets no!
When I'm dryin' in my salt
And that priest wraps up this Pharoah's bones
And he's wrappin' me more and more
Took out dumb useless inner organs
Stuffed holes with lime for dessication
Dry man's wet? No!
Oh no no no!
Away decay!
That's what I say!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Maggot action!
'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!
Dry man's wet? No!
Dry man's wet? No!
When I want eternity
And that priest comes up to tell me
How white my bones can be
Well he must be a priest 'cause he often spoke
Of great Ziggurats and Thebes!
Dry man's wet? No!
Oh no no no!
No way decay!
That's what I say!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Wormy action!
'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!
Dry man gets no!
Dry man gets no!
When I thrive in underworld
And I'm rulin' this and I'm ruling that
Sand I'm dryin' in bakes 'n swirls
And tells priests, baby, wet is dumb, sand's greater and sweet,
'cause you see lime's on, them oozing feet!
Dry man's wet? NO!
Oh no no NO!
Go 'way, decay!
That's what I say!
Dry man's wet? No!
Dry man's wet? No!
Dry man gets no ---
--- no putrefaction!
No maggot action!
No wormy action!
NO PUTREFACTION!
DRY MAN GETS NO!
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!
Dry man gets no!
Dry man gets no!
When I'm dryin' in my salt
And that priest wraps up this Pharoah's bones
And he's wrappin' me more and more
Took out dumb useless inner organs
Stuffed holes with lime for dessication
Dry man's wet? No!
Oh no no no!
Away decay!
That's what I say!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Maggot action!
'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!
Dry man's wet? No!
Dry man's wet? No!
When I want eternity
And that priest comes up to tell me
How white my bones can be
Well he must be a priest 'cause he often spoke
Of great Ziggurats and Thebes!
Dry man's wet? No!
Oh no no no!
No way decay!
That's what I say!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Putrefaction!
Dry
Man
Gets no
Wormy action!
'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!
Dry man gets no!
Dry man gets no!
When I thrive in underworld
And I'm rulin' this and I'm ruling that
Sand I'm dryin' in bakes 'n swirls
And tells priests, baby, wet is dumb, sand's greater and sweet,
'cause you see lime's on, them oozing feet!
Dry man's wet? NO!
Oh no no NO!
Go 'way, decay!
That's what I say!
Dry man's wet? No!
Dry man's wet? No!
Dry man gets no ---
--- no putrefaction!
No maggot action!
No wormy action!
NO PUTREFACTION!
DRY MAN GETS NO!
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Most original idea...and I was going to say, far out...but, more like far in, and deep..anyway, a great job for fives
i hear "stonehenge" was named after them
All right, someone's finally found a way to keep Keith from decomposing.
What do you drink to come up with these ideas JD, JD?
I can't ever look at a Rolling Stone in the same way again. : D 5's
Yo mummy rapped up real well... or something like that ;-)
You are a fives man, sir.
Another great Johnny D-composition!
This would be a great parody for the CSI TV show. Dry 5s.
Thanks AFW, alvin, Steve, Peter, Adagio, Philbo, JB, Rick C, and Red Ant.
SOTM - Already commented, still wondering the same thing!
(SOTM05) Already voted and commented...still goes. : D
(SOTM06) Wow, I can't believe I missed this the first time!!! But after seeing them during the Super Bowl, I see what you mean...
(SOTM) They go running for the shelter of the Mummy's Little Helper...
(SOTM) Rocks like an Egyptian! Hilarious, Johnny. Actually, I used the Devo version to check the pacing, but I knew the original version well enough to make up for it.
(SOTM)-LOL
(SOTM) Some of the better parodies incorporate a good OS and something relating to real life. This is a prime example. Good work, Johnny.
(SOTM) very good, even if it made me get up off of my lazy butt and look up "putrefaction"
(SOTM) See above, and I love when a song is turned around and used to spoof the artist(s) that recorded it.
Erm... interesting.. 5's!
(SOTM) I can imagine Mick singing this as they yank his brain out through his nose with a hook....oops, they already did that.
(SOTM) Hilarious, 555
Best parody I've seen on this site (just discovered it tonight): unpredictable, smart, funny. Nice work
Third Place
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DUDE HOE DO I GET THE RIGHTS TO RECORD THIS, I WANT YOU TO GET FULL CREDIT AND MAKE SOME CASH, CAN THIS BE RECORDED SO YOU GET CREDIT?
Thank you, m-w.com, for explaining that putrefaction is "the decomposition of organic matter." A-ha!
Funny stuff, Johnny, and this may be the only time you're described as having a dry sense of humor. Oh, and bonus kudos for "Wormy action!"
Funny stuff, Johnny, and this may be the only time you're described as having a dry sense of humor. Oh, and bonus kudos for "Wormy action!"
(SOTY) great rhythm to this one JD - I could see and hear Mick snarling and preening this one out - 555
(SOTY) Is this about Keith Richards? Funny stuff (as usual) JD.
(SOTY) Woah. . .my fragile little eyes
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