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Song Parodies -> "( Dry Man Gets No ) Putrefaction"

Original Song Title:

"( I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"( Dry Man Gets No ) Putrefaction"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

In honor of the well-preserved Rolling Stones...
Dry
Man
Gets no

Putrefaction!

Dry
Man
Gets no

Putrefaction!

'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!

Dry man gets no!
Dry man gets no!

When I'm dryin' in my salt
And that priest wraps up this Pharoah's bones
And he's wrappin' me more and more
Took out dumb useless inner organs
Stuffed holes with lime for dessication
Dry man's wet? No!
Oh no no no!

Away decay!
That's what I say!


Dry
Man
Gets no

Putrefaction!

Dry
Man
Gets no

Maggot action!

'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!

Dry man's wet? No!
Dry man's wet? No!

When I want eternity
And that priest comes up to tell me
How white my bones can be
Well he must be a priest 'cause he often spoke
Of great Ziggurats and Thebes!
Dry man's wet? No!
Oh no no no!

No way decay!
That's what I say!


Dry
Man
Gets no

Putrefaction!

Dry
Man
Gets no

Wormy action!

'Cause I'm dry...man, I'm dry...man, I'm dry...MAN, I'M DRY!

Dry man gets no!
Dry man gets no!

When I thrive in underworld
And I'm rulin' this and I'm ruling that
Sand I'm dryin' in bakes 'n swirls
And tells priests, baby, wet is dumb, sand's greater and sweet,
'cause you see lime's on, them oozing feet!
Dry man's wet? NO!
Oh no no NO!

Go 'way, decay!
That's what I say!


Dry man's wet? No!

Dry man's wet? No!

Dry man gets no ---

--- no putrefaction!

No maggot action!

No wormy action!

NO PUTREFACTION!

DRY MAN GETS NO!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 20

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AFW - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Most original idea...and I was going to say, far out...but, more like far in, and deep..anyway, a great job for fives
alvin rhodes - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
i hear "stonehenge" was named after them
Steve K. - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
All right, someone's finally found a way to keep Keith from decomposing.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
What do you drink to come up with these ideas JD, JD?
Adagio - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't ever look at a Rolling Stone in the same way again. : D 5's
Phil Alexander - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo mummy rapped up real well... or something like that ;-)
John Barry - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
You are a fives man, sir.
Rick C - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Another great Johnny D-composition!
Red Ant - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This would be a great parody for the CSI TV show. Dry 5s.
Johnny D - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, alvin, Steve, Peter, Adagio, Philbo, JB, Rick C, and Red Ant.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Already commented, still wondering the same thing!
Adagio - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM05) Already voted and commented...still goes. : D
Matthias - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) Wow, I can't believe I missed this the first time!!! But after seeing them during the Super Bowl, I see what you mean...
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) They go running for the shelter of the Mummy's Little Helper...
Cat - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Rocks like an Egyptian! Hilarious, Johnny. Actually, I used the Devo version to check the pacing, but I knew the original version well enough to make up for it.
Max Power - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)-LOL
bobpiecheese - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Some of the better parodies incorporate a good OS and something relating to real life. This is a prime example. Good work, Johnny.
Confission - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) very good, even if it made me get up off of my lazy butt and look up "putrefaction"
Red Ant - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, and I love when a song is turned around and used to spoof the artist(s) that recorded it.
Dominic L. - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Erm... interesting.. 5's!
wannabemustangjockey - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can imagine Mick singing this as they yank his brain out through his nose with a hook....oops, they already did that.
Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hilarious, 555
Waxwing - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Best parody I've seen on this site (just discovered it tonight): unpredictable, smart, funny. Nice work
JANUARY 2006 SONG OF THE MONTH - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Third Place
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,16819.30.html
fUNKY gUITARIST - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DUDE HOE DO I GET THE RIGHTS TO RECORD THIS, I WANT YOU TO GET FULL CREDIT AND MAKE SOME CASH, CAN THIS BE RECORDED SO YOU GET CREDIT?
Spaff.com - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, m-w.com, for explaining that putrefaction is "the decomposition of organic matter." A-ha!

Funny stuff, Johnny, and this may be the only time you're described as having a dry sense of humor. Oh, and bonus kudos for "Wormy action!"
Stuart McArthur - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) great rhythm to this one JD - I could see and hear Mick snarling and preening this one out - 555
Rick C - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Is this about Keith Richards? Funny stuff (as usual) JD.
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Woah. . .my fragile little eyes

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