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Song Parodies -> "Hungry Jack Sprat"

Original Song Title:

"Jumping Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Hungry Jack Sprat"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he has corn...and a cole slaw salad, plain
she has fowl...and she chews...at the dead remains
but they...both...like...chow
one lean and one fat
just a...small...bite
hungry jack sprat eats no fat fat fat

he was raised...so that suet...would make him gag
she was schooled...on the ham...and baby backs
but they...both...like...chow
one lean and one fat
just a...small...bite
hungry jack sprat eats no fat fat fat

he sat down...had a turnip and slice of bread
she had mounds...of pig's feet...till her face turned red
yeah yeah yeah
he has found...it is dumb...to be overfed
she is round...its unlikely she'll ever shed
wind up dead
but they...both...like...chow
one lean and one fat
just a...small...bite
hungry jack sprat eats no fat fat fat

hungry jack sprat...eats no fat
hungry jack sprat...eats no fat
hungry jack sprat...eats no fat



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AFW - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I know Jack about this, and you're right on..fives
John Barry - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I was laughing like a Mother right from the title.
alvin rhodes - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and john
Red Ant - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Great rhyming and idea for TOS.
alvin rhodes - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant

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