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Song Parodies -> "Cooked It Black"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Cooked It Black"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

my meat's not red for i can see she's cooked it black
no flavor anymore...my dinner is burned black
i know the poor girl tries...but how my horror grows
its just a waste of bread to buy meat, i suppose

my meat is nice and hard cause its been seared till black
what power, has my love, to screw up simple snacks
i see people burn their bread while making toast...okay
but my ditzy baby botches my meals every day

i am beside myself because my steak is black
if i were dining out, i'd send the whole mess back
maybe, i should throw away...i don't want to eat this crap
its not easy tasting food, when its been burned till black

you wrecked these groceries, so out the door, i threw
i will not force feed these things overcooked by you
if i chewed hard enough...i guess i could get done
but burnt stuff ain't for me...a mess, this has become

i hit the meat store and i buy some baby backs
can't take it anymore...she won't burn these ribs black
i grab the pan nearby...and in my dinner goes
i start to nod my head and soon i start to doze

(husband snores)

zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz
zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz
zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz
zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz

i wake up and its flamin'...plainly black
black alright..black as coal
its clearly overdone..i throw my hands to the sky
i wake up and its flamin' flamin' flamin'...plainly black
yeah

(wife laughs)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

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Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I see you've been to Applebee's.
Lucidlupin LeeBee - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hot stuff Alvin - I really liked this! ;-) 555
AFW - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Like my ex used to alibi....turn it over..maybe it's only burnt on one side....but your parody is well done..
alvin rhodes - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael leebee and AFW
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I've been struggling to find a new way to do "Paint It Black"...and you come up with this "Why didn't I think of that?" gem...dang you, Al! ;-) 55
alvin rhodes - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks kristof
Dominic L. - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job 555
alvin rhodes - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks dominic
Red Ant - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Alvin. 5s.
Rick C - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the laughs ar! 555
Adagio - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Really liked it! 5's
PMS - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
VERY WELL DONE!!!!!
Peregrin - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny stuff Alvin :)
Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the novel extra dimension of marital disharmony you added at the end AFW! - 555
Patrick Yoness - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this one.
Leo Jay - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Prime.
2LD4U - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Next time, try making Steak Tartar instead!
Arwen - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great, Alvin...totally made me smile...=) 5s...
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant rick adagio pms peregrin stuart patrick leo 2ld4u and arwen
2nz - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
An elbow to the rib this was. Nice one alvin. Especially liked the ending.

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