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Song Parodies -> "Tainted In A Sack"

Original Song Title:

"Paint it Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Tainted In A Sack"

Parody Written by:

Kev O'Keefe

The Lyrics

I see a red fetus I flaunt that it I hack
Mo' dollars are in store so i toss babies in a sack
I see the girls sulk & sigh, depresstion in their eye grows
I have it in my head I can cure their darkest woes

I see and dine with stars, they're enthralled that babies I hack
With powers and my glove I commence my glum attack
I see pro-lifers as morons and I hold them in dismay
Like an almost born baby that i abort for my huge pay

I took much pride in myself, I am a tainted quack
I see her red fetus and toss it's parts in the back
Maybe then I'll tell my patient to just relax
It's not easy facin' up to the infanticide, the morals i lack

So I shall not deem to go searching for a deeper clue
I could keep murdering long as"happening" teens screw
If by crook late-term abortion stays legal i've won
By glove will laugh to till one day your Savior comes

I see a red fetus I flaunt that it I hack
Mo' dollars are in store so i toss babies in a sack
I see the girls sulk & sigh, depression in their eye grows
I have it in my head I can cure their darkest woes

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

I wanna baby tainted, tainted in a sack
sack is right, thats my goal
I wanna see your son vacummed out from your thighs
I wanna see it tainted, tainted, tainted, tainted in a sack
Yeah!

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

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Kev O'Keefe - January 22, 2003 - Report this comment
you have to love my timing, the anniversery of Roe V. Wade today.. No i'm not against all abortions, mostly just Late-term ones.

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