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Song Parodies -> "Haagen Daaz Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Tonk Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Haagen Daaz Woman"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i met her in an ice cream joint in memphis
she found it tasty...mouth was open wide
she could not leave, till she had 'nuff to hold her
and she just can't seem to get it off her mind

she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops

she's squandered all her pay...oh, what a pity
the struggle with her weight was quite the fight
the lady's poor and fat as one supposes
she blew her dough and now, she's blowin' mine

she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops

yeah...she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops

yeah...she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops

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Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Cold, that's cold, man ..... but oh so sweet.
Dee Range - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm heading for the freezer right after I leave these 5's
Know 1 can hear you drea - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Five bowls of Haagen Daaz Melon & Cream for you.
Ashkicksass - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, though I can't say I blame her. Haagen Daaz is the best!
John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
15 scoops for this tasty take-off.
MasonR - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the "blew her dough" line! (I'm partial to Ben & Jerry myself...)
Guy - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Have to agree with MasonR - most excellent line:

"she blew her dough and now, she's blowin' mine"

This will gain you right around 5 pounds.
Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I scream, you scream, we all scream, "Three fives!"
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for chewing on this parody
malcolm higgins - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
well down the rocky road to song of the wek
Anonymous Bob - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite funny. the only reason I'm not hungry right now is because I just had a snack and a drink.

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