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Song Parodies -> "19th Nicotine Ball"

Original Song Title:

"19th Nervous Breakdown"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"19th Nicotine Ball"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

You're the kind of pitcher
Who eats bats, hurtin' catchers' leathered hands

Centerfield is loud, drinkin' in the crowd
Bottles flying from the stands

Well, it seems to me that you have thrown too many spitballs now

And though you've tried you just can't hide
Your grimace and your "Ow!"

You swallowed chaw

Gulped it down

Here it comes
Here it comes
Here it comes
Here it comes

Here comes your nine-teenth chaw back up now

When you were a kid
Little League you did
And you would chew that bubble gum

You were always spoiled by the cheering noise
Of parents and your chums

The Major Leagues invited you
To go pitching at the show

Now the owners bid and fight to woo
Your million-dollar throw

You swallowed chaw

Gulped it down

Here it comes
Here it comes
Here it comes
Here it comes

Here comes your nine-teenth chaw back up now

Oh, you feel sick
That chaw comes up quick
The camera's on you as you bend down
The viewers see your chaw hit the mound
Oh, ewww, ewww, ewww, ewww!

You thought chaw was cool
It would make you drool
And really mess your head

But now you find
There's often times
You're eating it instead

In your first game
You tried so hard to fill batters with dread

But after 'while you realized that the spit you spat could spread

Spit on the ball

Wet it down

There it goes
There it goes
There it goes
There it goes

There goes your nine-teenth nicotine ball

The batter swung and hit your spitball

It sprayed into the ump's right eyeball

Now you're back playing minor league ball

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

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Jack Wilson - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats awesome! 555!
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack.
Adagio - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Really funny!! And ewww!

cracked up over this

The batter swung and hit your spitball
It sprayed into the ump's right eyeball
Ashkicksass - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
GROSS!
Rod W - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
HOMER, dude!
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Ashkicksass, and Rod!
Charlie Decker - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewwwww....off the beaten path, but great nonetheless. 5s
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie!
Cookie-man - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I may vomit, but good job......... 555
Johnny D - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Cookie-man.
Tim K. - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's a home run of 5's for you. Great job!
Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim K.
Starlette Victory - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
That's gross!!!!
Johnny D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
And that's the idea!!!! Thanks!
Dominic L. - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Great pacing, like the ewww substitute, but I think you should've changed the chorus a bit, even though it does make sense in both versions
Johnny D - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Fair enough, Dominic, thanks.
S.T.G. - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(abc contest) righteous sweet song.
Red Ant - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Numbers/symbols) Is this where the phrase "juicing the ball" comes from? Good thing I wasn't pitching that one, the umpire would have had barf in his eye! (tried snuff once - never again). You pitched a perfect parody here Johnny D.
Matthias - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow two baseball parodies in one contest.... It's like the World Series all over again!!! DKTOS, but it was still a pretty sweet song... John's a Skoal Man!!!
Cat - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC #s) I unfortunately DKTOS, but this was hilarious! Made me literally LOL. =)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Numbers/Symbols) - Two baseball parodies and I've four songs to go, where will this end up I wonder.
Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) and there goes my breakfast - thanks a lot Johnny!

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