Song Parodies -> Ain't On Crack

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

  
Parody Song Title:

"Ain't On Crack"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

my mom's no street whore and i know she ain't on crack
no truth to rumors that she's always on her back
i see my mom walk out...she's dressed in skimpy clothes
she's not givin' head all day, though, that's what you suppose

i see a magazine that features whores on crack
that woman's not my mom...you'd better take it back
i hear people turn to drugs and throw their lives away
even though, that's crazy, it still happens everyday

i don't do drugs myself...no meth or coke or smack
it makes me so sore when they say my mom's on crack
maybe we'll move away and not have to take the flak
its not easy facin' up, when folks start their attack

when you do crack cocaine, your life is just a blur
i could not foresee this thing happening to her

my life is bad enough...its hard to be the son
of someone, everybody claims that they have done

my mom's no street whore and i know she ain't on crack
no matter what i'm told, i won't believe its fact
so many men have said they've seen her without clothes
i've seen some real crack whores...she isn't one of those

no no no no no no no no no no no no

her reputation's tainted...out of whack...its not right...bless her soul
i wanna hear the truth...i'm so sick of the lies
i wanna tell ya...she ain't...she ain't...she ain't on no crack
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mac - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this needs some 5's, it int'resting, and flows. I'm glad no nobody ever said that my mom blows.
south park al - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, mac..i agree, saying someone's mom blows, is rude
Adagio - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
It does flow well. I really like it! 5's
south park al - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks , adagio

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