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Song Parodies -> "(I Cant Get No) Ivermectin"

Original Song Title:

"Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"(I Cant Get No) Ivermectin"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

Mick Jagger came down with COVID about 3 months ago even after getting all his shots. So now he's penned this protest song against what he calls "Rampant Vaccinalism"
I cant get no .. Ivermectin
Cause they're pushin .... failed injection
Though I tried and I tried and I tried
And I tried
I cant get no .... I cant get no

When Im driving in my car
And a Fauc comes on the radio
And tells me more and more
About some useless vaccination
Designed to quell my vacillation

I cant get no ..... Oh no no no
Hey, hey hey .. that what I say

I cant get no .. Ivermectin
Cause its shoved up ... horse's rectum
But they lie, and they lie, and they try
To deny

I cant get no .. I cant get no

When Im driving in my car
And Tedros comes on to tell me
That it lacks efficacy
But it cant be the truth
Cause it cant explain
The death toll in Delhi*

I cant get no ..Oh no no no
Neigh, neigh, neigh ... Thats what they say

I cant get no .. Ivermectin
Tho it slows down
SARS infection
Though I tried and I tried and I cried
I may die!

I cant get no ... I cant get no

When Im lying in IC
And they're this and Im begging that
And I'm trying to call my nurse
And tell her, "Baby need a dosing"
Sometime this week
Cause you see Im near the Final Sleep

I cant get no ... Oh no no no
Nay, nay. nay ... Thats what they say

I cant get no
I cant get no
I cant get no .. Ivermectin
No Ivermectin
No Ivermec-TIN!
No Iver-MECTIN!!

I cant get no ...









*India due to its immense population and overcrowding (4×US population on 40% of the land area) suffered between 15 and 20 million fatalities in the 1918 flu pandemic vs 675K in the USA (at least 20× the US death toll.) ... In the COVID pandemic of 2020 with 1.4 billion people on even less land area) the death toll in India was half that of the US because it distributed both HCQ and IVM in vast quantities. So, if HCQ and IVM are ineffective, what is the explanation for this 4000% discrepancy in favor of India

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Arch Vile - November 18, 2022 - Report this comment
Coming from the land where mask mandates could return and more C19 vaccines to jab everyone 2.5x over, I can appreciate this song greatly. 5's.
Phil Alexander - November 19, 2022 - Report this comment
"because"?

You use this word. I do not think it means what you think it means. I'm honestly finding it hard to think down to the sort of level that sees one factor in a global pandemic and immediately asserts causality based on, frankly, utter bollocks.
Arch Vile - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
@Phil, How much have you invested in Canadian news? Ever heard of CAERS? Sorry, I guess I don't appreciate people who get filtered information from millionaires reading scripts. But in our case, it's subsidized media outlets.
Phil Alexander - November 21, 2022 - Report this comment
Dunno wtf Canadian news or CAERS has to do with anything regarding the subject matter. It took five minutes googling to find clear, convincing evidence that ivermectin/hydroxychloroquine have no significant ameliorative effect on Covid (including in India), which shows just how lazy or biased and either way untrustworthy as a news source wherever CML got the idea that it's the difference in death rates between the two countries.

Maybe the difference is that India didn't have millions of idiots claiming that Covid is a hoax, and helping spread a very contagious virus.
CML - August 14, 2023 - Report this comment
Well now, a couple of these comments haven't aged well .. because the CDC has just cleared Ivermectin for use in treating COVID, because the Ivermectin protocol, which employs Ivermectin in conjunction with zinc and massive doses of Vitamin E annd D works, as was made obvious by the death toll in India as reported to the WHO and posted on the website Worldometer. Looks like a certain commentator missed that site in their quickie internet search
CML - August 14, 2023 - Report this comment
The website Worldometer, among other things, shows graphs of the COVID deaths of all the world,'s nations, so that you can compare the death toll between India, which used Ivermectin extensively, and the US, which damn near criminalized it. Its important to note that India has 4 times the population of the US on one third the landmass, which IMHO means the death toll in India should have been at least 6 times larger than the US .... India started the pandemic using HCQ, and on April 15, 2021 had a death total of 178K, as opposed to the US toll of 580K ( But didnt "the science" say HCQ was ineffective? How can that be) ... Then starting in early April, India commenced the mother of all superspreader events, with 5 million Hindus engaging in a mass pilgrimage to bathe in the Ganges. In the ensuing three months, India recorded 250K fatalities before bringing the epidemic under control in mid July using IVERMECTIN. On July 15, 2021 the death toll in India was 423k; in the US the toll was 629K. In all the ensuing months till now the death toll in India increased by a mere 110k to 531K. In the US, where the "The Science" knew that Ivermectin was meant only to be shoved up horses asses, the toll increased to 1.15 mil, an increase of almost half a million .... So, if Ivermectin doesn't work does the CDC have any explanation for this monumental discrepancy between the US death toll and India's ... especially since they now admit that Ivermectin does work
Phil Alexander - August 15, 2023 - Report this comment
No, CML, the comments are as valid now as they were then. Random controlled trials have shown no benefit to ivermectin (https://www.covid19treatmentguidelines.nih.gov/therapies/miscellaneous-drugs/ivermectin/ ), and your "death rates in India" with no thought about *any* confounding variables shows that your belief in your ability to understand evidence is, well, completely misguided.
lIBBY - August 15, 2023 - Report this comment
CML, it's like saying menthol cigarettes were the singular contributing factor towards preventing lung cancer.
CML - August 16, 2023 - Report this comment
And dozens of other studies prove the exact opposite, that IVM is efficacious. And then there is the example of a least a dozen countries in Sub Saharan Africa where Ivermectin was a godsend, in that it was a cure for two horrible diseases which afflicted millions .. River Blindness and Elephantsiasis, which is probably the most horribly disfiguring disease on Earth. Which means they werent the slighest bit influenced by loathsome and insane propaganda from the CDC that IVM was only good for horse deworming. And, of course, all of these nations report death tolls that are a fraction of the death toll of the US .... And then there is the fact that the CDC now admits that IVM (actually the IVM based protocol) WORKS. Of course, the real mystery is why the CDC took so long to figure this out, when all the STOO-pid people knew this two years ago. Could it be because nobody is lining up anymore for the umpteenth booster of this .. (wait for it) .. "vaccine"
CML - August 16, 2023 - Report this comment
OBTW, the death tolls in these Sub Saharan countries are a fraction of the USA's PER CAPITA. The actual numbers are infintesimally smaller. But who knows, maybe living in a rain forest in Africa gives you immunity from a virus engineered in a Chinese lab taken from a bat hanging upside down in a cave just north of Myanmar, 5000 miles away. But most likely not
Libby - August 17, 2023 - Report this comment
Your skills of discerning cause and effect is amazing.
Phil Alexander - August 17, 2023 - Report this comment
"And dozens of other studies prove the exact opposite"

Er, no. They don't. What I linked to (which you didn't even click on, did you?) is a review of all the research, weighted by methodology so that the better-conducted research (larger studies, blinded, that sort of thing) counts for more, and shows no benefit from ivermectin. And you think you can ignore it for "dozens of other studies", which probably don't number more than two and you haven't read those either, but someone in your echo chamber said that so they must be right.

"a virus engineered in a Chinese lab"

Grow up, FFS
Phil Alexander - August 17, 2023 - Report this comment
PS.. your self-delusion is kinda sad: you say you are "completely capable of evaluating evidence about election fraud", yet with almost every post you show that you really don't know how to evaluate evidence at all. Please, take a science foundation class: you could learn so much.

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