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Song Parodies -> "Get Off My Lawn!"

Original Song Title:

"Get Off My Cloud"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Get Off My Lawn!"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

Every neighborhood has one of these guys. I believe when you reach 55 tears old, you begin to slowly morph into one.
I live in Massapequa - On a mighty nice fourth-acre lot.
Standing in my robe, lookin' through the bushes,
I'm wonderin' where my newspaper's caught.
Then I turn and spy these half-dressed, undernourished,
latch-key brats.
Stealing my grand prize flowers -
If you see them, kindly return 'em back.

So I scream, "Hey kids! - Get off of my lawn!"
"Hey kids! - Get off of my lawn!"
"You kids - I know where you're from!"
"Don't mess with me", I say, "Wreck the street - Not my lawn, Baby!"

My entry bell is ringin' - I go to see who is it there on the stoop.
Some boys yell, "Hey, your bag's on fire!"
Now, I'm stompin' flamin' goop.
It's three pm - the school bus comes -
Bringing little hairy monsters home from class.
Just 'cause they get so pumped -
Do they have to take it - out on my grass?

And I scream, "Hey kids! - Get off of my lawn!"
"Hey kids! - Get off of my lawn!"
"You'll wish - you'd never been born!"
"Don't fool around - or I'll sick my hounds - on your buns, Baby!"

I'm so frustrated, frazzled 'bout this -
I decide it's time to lay me down.
Now it's some ninety minutes later,
There are so many - strangers milling 'round.
They rummage through closets, take measurements,
And chatter away.
By the awning, I see a banner hung like a flag - sayin',
"Open House Today".

And I scream, "Hey you! - Get out of my home!"
"Hey you! - Go back where you're from!"
"You kids - Get off of my lawn!"
"Scoot your old dogs, and those potbelly hogs - off my lawn, Baby!"

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm already 45 and I feel it coming...must resist...arrrrgh...must resist grumpy-old-man-ness...arrrgh...must re-HEY GET YOUR F****** (BLEEP) OUT OF MY (censored) ECHINACEAS !!
Adagio - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Really good idea and parody (you beat me to it) :D I did have the midi d/l, fortunately. Good work!!
Jonathan C. - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Mick and Keith should be saying this by now.:D
Melhi - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job!
David Chrenko - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good to hear from all of you, thanks for the 5's. You can play on my lawn anytime!
Absolutely Write - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Positively 5s
Ethan Mawyer - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
do you really live in massapequa? i live in nassau county and so do the florio brothers
David Chrenko - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry to disappoint you, Ethan. Though I grew up in the greater NYC area (dare I say North Jersey?), my wife and I live a little north of Seattle (please call before showing up on our doorstep). Spent half a lifetime in greater Lost Angeles, which is where Rick D and I became friends (or fiends). I've always wanted to put Massapequa into a song. When I was a radio producer on the left coast, I used to plug the California border town of Chula Vista. Some towns just have names that sound cool.
iwein - November 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you sir, you've made my day.
Stan Hall - November 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Lured here, and glad of it, by entries in "Latest Comments." Funny song. Personally, I left 55 behind almost 7 years ago bu my morph seems to be delayed. Can't say the same for my across the fence neighbors in the over-50 gated community that backs up to my property. I expect it's the concentrated demographic that makes'em mean, but mean they certainly are. Once saw a pair of that community's octagenarian residents get into a fistfight--literally--in the parking lot of the strip mall fronting the community over a handicapped spot for which _neither_ of their boat-sized Caddys was plated or placarded. I guess they were fully morphed. :-) 5s

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