-> "Kim Jong IL"
Original Song Title:
"Paint It Black"
Parody Song Title:
"Kim Jong IL"
There is a dictator whose name is Kim Jong IL
It's understatement to call him mentally ill
Why don't we trust him and call back our spys and spooks?
Because that psycho-nutcase probably has nukes!
If secret agents kidnapped him and brought him back
And locked him in a padded cell that's painted black
They'd hear him scream all night in psychiatric pain
At every demon writhing in his squirming brain
The Chinese know he's nuts - the Russians know it too
The Japanese would like to lock him in a zoo
Bravely all the South Korean citizens stand their ground
They won't be terrorized by any psychotic clown
Hallucinations of gargoyles inside his head
Their rasping voices whisper to him that he's dead
If there's no hope to heal his mental Yin-and-Yang
Let's hope they overthrow that nutcase in Pyongyang
Then peace would come to the peninsula at last
Korean people could come to terms with their past
Then all Koreans would be free to live as one
No more North versus South, no DMZ with guns
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
They wanna see their freedom, freedom now
In Pyongyang, and in Seol
They wanna see their tears blotted out from their eyes
They wanna see their freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom now
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